I'm In Love With This Post

I'm in love with this post

Me, talking about my favorite drivers: ah yes, these are my children, an absolute prick who’s very cute, a demon child with pretty eyes, an unemployed man who’s mental health is completely fucked, a bee lover who used to be an ass and an old beautiful ex driver who has a hot wife

*in Vegas next year*

Lando: Hey, Lewis?

Lewis: Yeah, what's up?

Charles: is gay marriage done here in the little chapel?

Lewis: Yeah??? Wait! Why are you asking?!?!?!

*meanwhile in A Little White Chapel*

The other half of the twitch quartet: *a little drunk and buzzing with excitement* We're getting married!

Someone check on Esteban he just lost both his boyfriends, Pierre stealing his partner once again. And MICK!!! THE AMOUNT OF GUYS MICK WAS SEEN GETTING CLOSE TO THESE PAST RACES?!?!?! He said if I can't ba a driver then I'll be WAG instead.

Lewis: *Playing with Roscoe* Good Boy!

Kevin: Oh, you taught him some tricks! Yeah, my Golden Retriever knows a couple of tricks, too!

Lewis: Really? Is he here?

Kevin: Yeah Hold on! Mick! Come here Boy!

Mick: *Runs over and gets a head pat from Kevin* : )

Kevin: Speak Mick!

Mick: Hi!

Kevin: *Holds out his hand* Shake my hand!

Mick: *Shakes his hand* : )

Lewis: ...

It will never be like it used to

Chestappen trying so hard to be Martian, they could never! Martian was volatile and toxic FROM THE GET GO! Before they were even teammates Mark was already insulting Seb. Meanwhile we got Chestappen who's relationship started with a game of gay chicken. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PIERSTEBAN! Brocedes were fighting for WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, these two will be fighting for P8, P5 at best

AM 2023

*Fernando wrecking havoc on the AM team*

*Lance and Felipe hiding in the shadows wide eyed*

Lance: *whispering* Maybe if we just stay quiet they'll forget we're even here.

Felipe: *quietly nods his head too scared to make a noise*

Lawrence and Mike: *death gripping their hair, on the verge of an impending breakdown*

Nico: *eating popcorn* who do you think will break first?

Jess: *also eating popcorn* I say Mike

Stoffel: * after being handed a popcorn and told to sit and watch* I say both.