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it's a good thing they know how to drive because there is nothing else going on up there
get yourself someone who will hold your hand AND choke you out <3 relationship goals really <3
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@/OconEsteban: IN THE POINTS!!! ☝🏼 This one means a lot to us and all credit to the team at Enstone and Viry who have worked so hard after a tough beginning to the season. Enjoyed a good battle with @/alo_oficial along the way too. 🤝 and congrats @/LandoNorris your first win, well deserved.
Ocon 10th with a great drive I hope Alpine are tracking his car with GPS so they can see it finished in the points 🙈
watching them all kick themselves at the end, amazing actually
And with that the 2023 f1 season comes to an end
Gonna miss them till next season lol 😭😂💗
First race in and there's already so much story potential with angst :')':
Dude i lowkey always forget that most of these drivers have grown up racing together…
Posture
I always joke that the F1 drivers are too gay to stand straight but like seriously their posture's are atrocious. I get that in the car it's a tight squeeze but damn man can't at least one of them have good posture?? Like someone always has hunched shoulders.
F1 Mafia
For anyone who never got into kpop, you probably think this is some edgy mafia au whatever, no. Mafia is a game where people sit in a circle and they all get designated jobs/roles, like police, doctor, citizen, spy, mafia. The aim of the game is to find the mafia before they kill everyone. It sounds simple but it has the same effect as Uno and Monopoly. So anyways I want the FIA or Netflix, or whoever just wants to play devil's advocate, to go and take all the drives and make them play Mafia. I think it could either be very fun or it could turn out so bad that the following race we can have like half of the grid DNF cause people decided to take revenge. I already have certain headcannons about this but anyways, just a thought.
Fernando looking for Esteban: Where the hell is he?! He's been missing for 3 hours now!!
Otmar finding a sleeping Esteban who managed to fit his entire 186cm body into a little cubby: HOW THE HELL??????
Lance : Hey you guys wanna see how confused we can make the older drivers?
rest of the grid kids: Yeah!
*the next day while walking into the paddock*
Lance: No, like it slaps!
Esteban: right! like no cap, 10/10 would recommend!
Mick: like it made me a whole snack!
Lando: Snack?! more like a whole ass meal! Like will you ever take an L??
older drivers: ???????
Nando: what but they have caps on?
Seb: Why do they wanna eat Mick?
Checo: was someoned slapped?
Sara and Elena: Okay that's it! be honest, are you guys cheating on us with each other?
Lance: *cuddling Esteban, snuggling deeper in his embrace* No! Why would you guys think that?
Esteban: *kissing Lances forehead* Oui! Your being paranoid we're just friends! Hell me and Mick have done worse!
Lance: *GASPS* ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH MICK!?!?!?!?
In a dark room the door opens and a small shadow stands at the door way.
Esteban: *flinches shaking in fear*
The light turns on, it's Fernando
Fernando: Why is it so dark? Why are you shaking?!?!?
Esteban: *looking around in panic still shaking, whispers* ever since Suzuka I've been hiding from Yuki.
Fernando: Why are you hiding from Yuki?!?
Esteban: *whisper shouts* don't be so loud!
Yuki: * holding a bat* I found you, you fucking baguette! You stole my Pierre!
Esteban: *on his knees crying* please I don't want him! take him back! I'm sorry!!
Someone check on Esteban he just lost both his boyfriends, Pierre stealing his partner once again. And MICK!!! THE AMOUNT OF GUYS MICK WAS SEEN GETTING CLOSE TO THESE PAST RACES?!?!?! He said if I can't ba a driver then I'll be WAG instead.
Power Puff Girls F1 edition.
Esteban - The Eldest and leader of the group. Also the tallest. Most common colour of his race suits are pink. Car also usually has pink or red on the livery. You probably already see where I'm going with this, he's Blossom
Lance - Middle one. Looks grumpy but is really a sweet heart. His car colour Green, so is his race suit. He looks like the least approachable one but he is really dependable and sweet if you get to know him. He is Buttercup
Mick - The youngest. The sweetheart. The absolute angel. The one everyone loves. The shortest. The only blond one. Bubbles.
Haas personel: Hey guys where's Nico?
Kevin, Lance, and Esteban: *looking around 'inoccently' while whistling*
I have said it before and I will say it again THE POWERPUFF GIRLS OF F1
ESTEBAN OCON, MICK SCHUMACHER and LANCE STROLL – otherwise known as the Powerpuff Girls – walk through the paddock on Sunday ahead of the 2022 Abu Dhabi GP (by Hoch Zwei)