Jenson: Hey Lewis Remember When Nico Sent You That Nude-

Jenson: Hey Lewis remember when Nico sent you that nude-

Lewis: *panicing inside* Nude?! WHAT NUDE?!?! NICO NEVER SENT ME NUDES!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! EW!

Jenson: *confused and a little jealous* -SUIT AND PANTS SET! WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS THAT WHERE YOUR MIND WENT TO?! WHY WOULD HE EVEN SEND YOU NUDES?

*in Vegas next year*

Lando: Hey, Lewis?

Lewis: Yeah, what's up?

Charles: is gay marriage done here in the little chapel?

Lewis: Yeah??? Wait! Why are you asking?!?!?!

*meanwhile in A Little White Chapel*

The other half of the twitch quartet: *a little drunk and buzzing with excitement* We're getting married!

Yuki and Nyck: *trying to get the chips on the top shelf* I can't get it! Almost! No!

Alex: *Takes said chips* here you go guys!

Logan: *take the bag next to it* Here more if you want veriety.

Nyck: thanks!

Yuki:* begrudgingly take the other bag* fucking beanstocks

Dennis: *comes home and sees Arthur drawing Pentagrams*

Dennis: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!

Arthur: I'm satanizing the house like you said!

Dennis: Sanitize! I SAID SANITIZE NOT SATANIZE!!

Arthur: WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I'M FRENCH!!!

*Charles waking up in cold sweat halfway across the world*

Charles: *Panting* I feel a disturbance in the force

Lewis: Hey what song do you sing when you're drunk

Fernando: *confused looking at Checo* is he talking to you?

Checo: * also confuse* no, I think he was talking to you, no?

Felipe: me? Why me? Hey Lewis who are you talking to?

Lewis: any of you it's just gonna be that same song isn't it?

Fernando: Okay just because we're all latino does not mean we all have the same taste.

Checo and Felipe: Yeah!

*2 hours and a lot of drinks later*

Felipe Fernado and Checo: *drunkenly singing to the same mic* ~Y aserejé-ja-dejé

De jebe tu de jebere~

Charles: Hey you know how Kimi is Antonio's grid dad?

Pierre: Yeah?

Charles: And how they say that Antonio is Jesus?

Pierre: Where the hell are you going with this?

Charles: Does that make Kimi God or Joseph?

Pierre: Okay I don't think Joseph would survive only drinking Vodka for 16 days. He's God.