Used to do Lifeguard stuff, now I simply vibe. 24 YO, She/her preferred, but I don’t mind They/Them, Bi Pride
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What The Hell Is Going On In This Country?!
what the hell is going on in this country?!
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More Posts from Thecoollifeguard
Hello snake side of Tumblr! I would like to introduce my little guy, Loki! He likes to explore, and to sleep, and to boop snoots. I bought him from an exotic pet store, and a while back I took him to the vet (just for a little check-up) and I was told that he’s about a year old. (Makes sense though! He is pretty tiny!) He scared me quite a bit at first when I first got him. He went on a 5 month feeding strike, but he did start eating on a regular schedule, and he has had 2 nice, full sheds, and he’s about to shed again fairly soon.
Nice to meet you all!!!
YEESSSSSS SOMEONE DID THE THING THAT I WANT POSTED ON EVERY POOL GATE
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A surprise, to be sure.
Me to a group of teenage boys: Guys, I ain’t gonna tell you again to stop running.
Teenage boy 1: Uh, I’m a lifeguard too, I know what I’m doing
Me: Okay so when you crack your head open on the edge of the pool from slipping, you gon clean it all up then?
Teenage boy 1: *rolls eyes but remains silent*
Me (inwardly): *that’s what I fuckin thought b*
