Thecoollifeguard - Friendly Neighborhood Lifeguard

Non-lifeguard thing:

Okay so we get a confirmed Red Hood in Titans, and I’m here for it...

But I got some queshions->

1. So like, is Jason gonna die in this coming season? Cause that’s kind of a spoiler (-not-really-tho-cause-we-been-knew-his-story-unless-you’re-a-newer-fan) on DC’s part by revealing Red Hood a bitch too early

(Personally if they wanted to do a correct Red Hood for ‘Titans’, I’d say kill Jason off in season 3, season 4 be without a Robin, have season 5 be with Tim Drake becoming Robin, then introduce Red Hood in season 6 when he sees Tim as a ‘replacement’ and how Batman DIDNT do shit to avenge his death, gets all up in his feelings about it and boom there’s 2 years of plot for Titans.)

2. If Jason doesn’t die by Jokers hands, then why tf is he called Red Hood then? Kinda wouldn’t make sense to me???

3. Don’t get me wrong, I need a live action Red Hood in my life, and Curran is doing an amazing job as Jason Todd, but I kinda feel like he’s a bit too young-looking for DC to just toss him into being Red Hood so quickly. Maybe it’s just me, but I imagine Jason-Red Hood Days as being in his mid-late twenties, where as in Titans I believe Jason said he’s 19.

4. We’ve already seen some behind the scenes pics of Robin and Rose for season 3, and Jason still is Robin (in the few pics I saw on Curran’s insta, he’s still ‘Robin’ at least), so it really makes me wonder what DC’s plan is? I really hope it’s not a season cliffhanger, or season-ending moment, cause if I’m being real, I haven’t been all that impressed with how Titans ends their seasons. They all seem very rushed, and with major plot holes in my opinion.

Okay, idk where this is banned but please ban it everywhere. The kids at my pool call it ‘colors’ and instead of just splashing, the person who’s ‘it’ calls out colors and if someone’s color is called in the water, they HAVE to take off swimming. And it gives me so much anxiety. But the kids ‘walk’ when they play it instead of running in, but it’s still not a game that should be played at the pool. Someone could get seriously injured, and it’s actually happened where one kid got too excited and was running and busted his toe open on the edge of the pool, and a little girl smashed her face into the wall because she wasn’t paying attention while playing the game.

Please ban this game everywhere.

My pool just banned the game lifeguard which is something I’ve been begging for for years THANK THE LORD!!!!!!!!!

I SPOT COMMANDER CODY

The panic over COVID-19 causing people to hoard shit unnecessarily means I can't find medical supplies (like disinfecting alcohol wipes) without paying an obnoxiously exorbitant amount.

Generally healthy, able-bodied people don't need masks, exam gloves, or alcohol swabs to protect themselves against COVID-19. But chronically ill people and their caretakers do need those supplies to live their everyday lives.

Calm the fuck down and wash your fucking hands, ableds.

Oop look at that, I made another one.