Some Days You Just Know Youre Going To Have To Rip Your Ballgown Into A Miniskirt To Win A Fight To The

Some days you just know you’re going to have to rip your ballgown into a miniskirt to win a fight to the death with your crush’s fiancée

I’ve been reading a lot of @onlycosmere ‘s GORGEOUS collection, and I’m dying over the Sanderson nicknames. Like, I’d heard Branderson, but Brando Sando? B-Sands? Poetry, y’all. Poetry.

Do you ever worry that you would be a boring main character?

“Heyyyy, funny story, I kinda killed your fiancée.”

*talks about herself as a knife*

*goes from cinderella to murder queen in .2 seconds*

a tip for writing female characters: don’t be afraid to make her feral. just absolutely batshit. her actual intelligence? that can vary. but bring out the chaotic stupid tendencies. embrace her as a one brain cell enemy of the state

Little things

I love the little beautiful things in life which remind me that no matter how badly I might feel like I’m doing in school, or at work, or in my relationships, there is good in the world. Even if everything I’m afraid of happens, there will still be raindrops that shine under streetlights and leaves on trees that filter sunlight like they’re determined to paint the sidewalks glowing green. There will still be tiny humans learning something amazing for the first time, just starting to understand how amazing the sky and sun and trees really are. 

I find that really comforting. 

This is amazing. 

He’s got my vote