I Dont Want To Write This Extremely Specific Fanfic Of Which I Am The Primary Audience, I Just Want To

I don’t want to write this extremely specific fanfic of which I am the primary audience, I just want to read it.

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

writing tip #1313:

use an existing language so your readers don’t have to learn a new one to read your work

writing tip #848:

snort dust from old library books for an extra inspiration kick

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece.