I Dont Want To Write This Extremely Specific Fanfic Of Which I Am The Primary Audience, I Just Want To

I don’t want to write this extremely specific fanfic of which I am the primary audience, I just want to read it.

writing tip #1313:

use an existing language so your readers don’t have to learn a new one to read your work

how dare there not be a fic for this very specific au i have in my head

writing tip #2277:

stop thinking about what you want to write and just do something else instead

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece.