I Dont Want To Write This Extremely Specific Fanfic Of Which I Am The Primary Audience, I Just Want To

I don’t want to write this extremely specific fanfic of which I am the primary audience, I just want to read it.

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Admirable writers: I write at least 5 rough drafts before posting my final draft.

Me, a fanfic gremlin: My first draft is my final draft.

writing tip #2277:

stop thinking about what you want to write and just do something else instead

writing tip #2102:

to plow through your first draft quickly, i would recommend using either a moldboard or rotary plow

me: “god, i would give my heart and soul for this character”

also me: “so anyway what’s the worst thing that could happen to them?”