Peter: E A T Th E R I C H

Peter: E a t th e r i c h

Wade: Shouldn't we eat out the poor?

Peter: what

Wade: What

wade meeting may

Andrew: it's just an introduction- it's not a big deal we can do this.

Wade: okay. okay, we got this!

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May:

wade:

May:

Wade: i have 20 allegations against me and I commit crimes less than an hour ago.

Andrew: ...

Andrew: babe-

Wade: she's scary okay???

all spider-people are trans so here are my headcanons

tobey maguire spider-man: he/him, likes to pose in front of trans and rainbow flags when the press are around

andrew garfield spider-man: he/they, tells trans kids that he is also trans so they feel protected

tom holland spider-man: he/him, has a premade powerpoint explaining gender to you if you ask

miles morales: he/him but is fine with they/them, writes a really good school essay about being trans and it gets submitted for an award

gwen stacy: he/they/she, experiments with their appearance and clothes and has multiple spidey-suits depending on how she feels that day

peni parker: she/xe, in the future no one cares about gender

peter b parker: he/him, trying his best

spider-ham: has no concept of gender 

Heroes at Home

deadpool 🤨

favorite thing about them: using humour to deflect is a favourite trait of mine sadly, also his tenderness when around the right people

least favorite thing about them: not specifically about wade but the cishet men who like him are foul more often then not. sorry u got the shit fans my man.

favorite line: "i changed because of YOU because you believed that a walking smear of a human could change if he wanted to, and i did...for a while."

brOTP: i think in an alternate universe deadpool and jason todd would be fun friends

OTP: 616 comics spideypool

nOTP: literally any freak shit, i dont have specifics bc i dont really actively ship him w anyone but peter LOL

random headcanon: nonbinary wade wilson is in fact a reality, my reality

unpopular opinion: i think his cishet male fans suck ass, yes im using this opportunity to complain again

song i associate with them: lets groove - earth , wind & fire