[Wade Meeting Tobey]

[Wade meeting Tobey]

Tobey: So. You’re the boyfriend then.

Deadpool, saluting: Yes, Sir !!

Tobey: Don’t call me “Sir”.

Deadpool, still saluting: Yes, Ma’am !!

i just idly thought about the idea of a computer downloading sexualities so i made a comic. i thought it was funny but it might not be

New fic idea.

The entire Spider Man 2 movie but from the perspective of the courier delivering Otto the components to rebuild his machine.

Courier: "I've got a delivery for...Otto O. it says 'the abandoned pier'. I guess...is this the right place?"

Otto: "Yes. Put the crates there."

Courier: "Dude...it's a lot of crates."

Otto: "..."

Courier: "You've got like...four extra arms."

Otto: "..."

Courier: "..."

Otto: "Alright."

we need more absolutely deranged and bizarre trans characters in media. victims of the weird little girl to sleazy car salesman pipeline. women who are saturday cartoon villain evil magicians. characters who live in a broken down volkswagen bus for no real reason. sword cane owners who wear a suit every day and go to the dollar store like that. trans characters that are outcasts not because they are trans but because they are genuine little freaks <3 hope this helps!

deadpool 🤨

favorite thing about them: using humour to deflect is a favourite trait of mine sadly, also his tenderness when around the right people

least favorite thing about them: not specifically about wade but the cishet men who like him are foul more often then not. sorry u got the shit fans my man.

favorite line: "i changed because of YOU because you believed that a walking smear of a human could change if he wanted to, and i did...for a while."

brOTP: i think in an alternate universe deadpool and jason todd would be fun friends

OTP: 616 comics spideypool

nOTP: literally any freak shit, i dont have specifics bc i dont really actively ship him w anyone but peter LOL

random headcanon: nonbinary wade wilson is in fact a reality, my reality

unpopular opinion: i think his cishet male fans suck ass, yes im using this opportunity to complain again

song i associate with them: lets groove - earth , wind & fire

Tony Stark walks in to Peter’s class after seeing Peter on TV with his old Spider-Man costume on.

Tony: Hey, kiddos. I’m looking for Peter Parker.

Peter: *slides down into chair*

Tony: Peter, where are you?

Peter: *slides down more*

Tony: Ah, there you are.

Peter: *falls on floor*