Being A Great Dad Doesn't Mean Taking Your Kids To The Park Once And Calling It "babysitting" While Your

Being a great dad doesn't mean taking your kids to the park once and calling it "babysitting" while your wife does the rest of the parenting.

Being a great dad means finding a little girl in the aftermath of the apocalypse and taking it upon yourself to raise her the best you can even though your mind is decaying and there's no one to help you, but still doing all you can to make her laugh, putting on puppet shows for her, teaching her morality and fighting zombies to get soup for her when she's sick. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Got Mommy Issues? I wrote this poem about mine:

Elizabeth 

You carried me for nine months, but

I carried myself longer

I carried myself farther

You gave me life

A life I didn’t want 

So I cut the cord that bound me to you

It’s alright, you don’t have to apologize 

I know you don’t know how to love me

My laughter tears through you like bullets

My ideals cut like knives

It’s alright

I’m at peace knowing that you and I never stood a chance

He’s poison, you know and he poisoned you

You’re doomed, but I don’t have to be

I have no love for you, but 

I do have sympathy

It’s alright

In a world where there were no school shootings and teachers were paid well and Gen Alpha weren't a holy terror (through no fault of their own) I would love to be a preschool teacher. Maybe in another world those problems don't bother me and I'm teaching colors to adorable toddlers who call me Miss Via and love me.

So because there's next to no Tolya Yul-Bataar x Reader content, I've taken it upon myself to write some. My ao3 account name is LadyRainfall and here's a link to my Tolya x Reader series

As an asexual person nothing pisses me off more than people saying asexual when they mean aromantic. Like I can't have one without the other? Stfu and watch me.

Yeah I never wanna have sex, but I'm literally in a comitted relationship and it makes me feel so invalidated when people call aro people ace because that implies if you don't like sex you must not be capable of romantic love, which I very much am.

Based on true events