Let It Be Known: I Am One Of Those Rare New Yorkers Who Actuallylikes Pigeons, But I Still Think This

Let it be known: I am one of those rare New Yorkers who actually likes pigeons, but I still think this song is the bee's knees.

No pigeons were harmed in the making of this film.

...probably.

Edit: Turn on the Closed Captioning - it makes the entire experience feel like an avant-garde art film.

This. Is. Awesome.

the doubtful guest

hexasyllabical

flimsical whimsical dude from the bay state would scribble his dactyls and jot down his rhyme. trying to capture an antepenultimate vocable gave him one heck of a time!

This one's a bit gross, but if you have an iron stomach and the same sick sense of humor that I do, I urge you to read below the cut (it's worth it).

Like A Snickers, For The Undead

There once was a Vampire named Jack,

Who had a severe hunger attack.

It may seem disgusting to you,

But he sucked a used Kotex or two.

To a Vampire, that’s just a light snack.

A Crude (Yet Creative) Crossover

First, let me introduce you to the lovely Jill and Alice: Nyphomanical Jill Used a dynamite stick for a thrill. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil. Nyphomanical Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In South Carolina And her asshole in Brazil.

Before we progress, a short chemistry lesson: dynamite consists of a chemical called TNT which is short for TriNitroToluene.

Now that we've all gotten to know each other rather intimately and brushed up our chemistry vocabulary, I present to you The Great Poetry Mashup:

Higgledy piggledy, Alice of Limerick Nymphomaniacally Tried something new: Heterosexual Use of the chemical Trinitrotolulene's Foolish to do.

Source: Hic et ubique's post on this discussion thread.

Too soon?

Hoitily-toitily

SNL's Samberg had

Asked an alluring young

Lady to dance.

Finding some privacy

Andy excitedly,

Anti-climactically

Jizzed in his pants.