Let It Be Known: I Am One Of Those Rare New Yorkers Who Actuallylikes Pigeons, But I Still Think This

Let it be known: I am one of those rare New Yorkers who actually likes pigeons, but I still think this song is the bee's knees.

No pigeons were harmed in the making of this film.

...probably.

Edit: Turn on the Closed Captioning - it makes the entire experience feel like an avant-garde art film.

The Curious Incident of the Thumb in the Nighttime: a Prelude

I wrote this limerick a while ago and in doing so, somehow came up with two different ending I like so much that I can't choose one over the other. I'm putting them in two separate posts (they each deserve as much), so feel free to tell me what you think of the them/which one you like more.

If Juno taught us anything, it's that chair sex will only lead to problems

A spry and athletic young pair

Once tried to have sex on a chair.

She let the chair tip,

He panicked and slipped,

And got splinters up his derriere.

I broke down and posted this incredible graffiti mural. Oh, well. The levee has been cracked and it won't be long before my poetry blog is covered in graffiti (and I won't mind it one bit!).

Somewhere in Williamsburg.

A Crude (Yet Creative) Crossover

First, let me introduce you to the lovely Jill and Alice: Nyphomanical Jill Used a dynamite stick for a thrill. They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil. Nyphomanical Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina In South Carolina And her asshole in Brazil.

Before we progress, a short chemistry lesson: dynamite consists of a chemical called TNT which is short for TriNitroToluene.

Now that we've all gotten to know each other rather intimately and brushed up our chemistry vocabulary, I present to you The Great Poetry Mashup:

Higgledy piggledy, Alice of Limerick Nymphomaniacally Tried something new: Heterosexual Use of the chemical Trinitrotolulene's Foolish to do.

Source: Hic et ubique's post on this discussion thread.

Rambam

Higgledy-piggldy

Moses Maimonides:

Jewish philosopher

Coming from Spain.

 ~

Thinking of poems as

Uber-frivolity,

Surely rolls in his grave,

With due disdain.

~

For a little more info on Rambam (aka Moses Maimonides) check out Wikipedia or the Jewish Virtual Library.