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themanfromnantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket...

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...I Was Inspired:

...I Was Inspired:
...I Was Inspired:

...I was inspired:

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I met a strange pair in St. Barts

Who had the most musical farts.

They'd play classical toots,

And arrangements for glutes -

Muff-flute for select solo parts.

~

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