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A Sailor's Life for Me
There once was a sailor named Jimmy
Adept at the hor'zontal shimmy.
He found him a lass
With a pink, supple ass
And filled her right up to the brim-y
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This poem was written by Raph, whose vile verse has been posted here before.
Thank you for the poem and the interesting new euphemism for sex!
Love's a Witch
Three witches convenes in a coven
And summoned a penis for lovin'.
They found him too cold,
So a witch, who was quite bold,
Heated it in a microwave oven.
*Ding*
Yet another entry from the Rouge Writer Raph.
Yeast Infection
I once met a voracious strumpet聽
Who'd shtupped pies, eclairs and a crumpet.
Hell, she'd even go
For some old pastry dough;
She'd surely find some way to hump it.
The Limerick Song as preformed by savageminstrel
Of Meese and Men
There once was a lady named Daisy
Who's rumored to be pretty crazy.
She really cut loose
When she shtupped a moose.
She's quite open-minded, that Daisy.
...I was inspired:
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I met a strange pair in St. Barts
Who had the most musical farts.
They'd play classical toots,
And arrangements for glutes -
Muff-flute for select solo parts.
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Had four 砖讬讬讙注抓, ready and able.
She was going to sleep with one,
To make her choice much more fun,
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Who knew Passover would get me back to writing limericks?
A Hebrew from Egypt named "Mo" -
While he and his wife had a go
She'd not let him finish.
When his strength diminished
Begged "Tzippy, let my people go!"