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The Circumstances Leading To An Elderly Man Being Hospitalized For Injury To His Groin

The circumstances leading to an elderly man being hospitalized for injury to his groin

A dirty old man from Peru

Asked ” Hi there miss, how do you do?”

Then flashed her his balls,

(She was quite appalled)

“Here’s mine; would you show me yours too?”


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12 years ago

“I can’t believe I just saw nine Greek goddesses,” Tom mused.

an explanation


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12 years ago

ever wonder what english sounds like to people who don’t speak english? (as a recovering ESL student who spent many sleepless nights in my homeland of puerto rico trying to decipher song lyrics, i relate to this in ways that i cannot even begin to explain)


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12 years ago

This video serves as a companion to the one prior.

American English: If you can't say it, just mumble something that sounds good.

I'm not sure exactly what that says about this country.


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12 years ago

“When she didn’t pick up the first time I tried the number again,” Tom recalled.

an explanation


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