When She Didnt Pick Up The First Time I Tried The Number Again, Tom Recalled.

“When she didn’t pick up the first time I tried the number again,” Tom recalled.

an explanation

This video serves as a companion to the one prior.

American English: If you can't say it, just mumble something that sounds good.

I'm not sure exactly what that says about this country.

There is no better remedy for a sinus infection than an inbox full of filthy limericks.

Dear Anonymous,

Bless your soul and your dirty mind.

Love,

Buckets full of love (and I mean that literally, like your poems),

themanfromnantucket

~

Please publish these as you wish 

As they make quite the doggerel dish

I'm keeping them nameless

As they're pretty shameless

But my rhymes make the baskets go *SWISH*

[slam-dunkin'!]

~

There once was a harlot from Ur

Whose pussy was covered in fur

When coming, she'd gush

From Kish to the Kush

Then just go about as she were.

[Points for ancient Middle-eastern geography]

~

Long before King Mithridates

There lived a fine lady 'mong ladies

Who in sexing would quiver

Then squirt like a river

And that's why we have the Euphrates!

[This was my favorite; it is truly beautiful.]

This song has been running through my head all morning, which resulted in the following:

Swingity Swishity

Spiderman! Spiderman!

Save us from Doc Ock's ne-

Farious plan!

Spinning a web in a

Quasi-arachnidly

Fashion will hopefully

Tie up his plan.

The unintended, yet entirely apropos, application of marine biology

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s

'Hello,' she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

beboqueen