When She Didnt Pick Up The First Time I Tried The Number Again, Tom Recalled.

“When she didn’t pick up the first time I tried the number again,” Tom recalled.

an explanation

This is why we no longer take Ted to the bar with us

"With ladies," Ted said ''I've no luck

'Cause all of my pick-up lines suck."

To show us his plight,

To the gal on his right,

Said "Hey there; nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

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June 29, 1993

The unintended, yet entirely apropos, application of marine biology

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s

"He was done in by a steamroller," said Tom flatly.

an explanation