James Vowles Im Begging You To Stop Talking

James Vowles I’m begging you to stop talking

so mclaren you have this other driver named oscar who still needs to pit pls give him a nice strategy he's been very well behaved and done all his media with a smile

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

the way Jack Doohan clearly said “land of piastri” cuz they were talking about the aussie gp but lando chose to hear “lando piastri” is sending me he is so down bad

i must have faith. i have so much time to become what i want to be. i am worth the mess i make. i must have faith. it’s safe for me to soften. now that i don’t have to be perfect, i can be good. i must have faith. the world can be cruel so i refuse to. i will live and not just exist. there are so many places i will go and so many people i will love. i must have faith. i must have faith. i must have faith.

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end