I Must Have Faith. I Have So Much Time To Become What I Want To Be. I Am Worth The Mess I Make. I Must

i must have faith. i have so much time to become what i want to be. i am worth the mess i make. i must have faith. it’s safe for me to soften. now that i don’t have to be perfect, i can be good. i must have faith. the world can be cruel so i refuse to. i will live and not just exist. there are so many places i will go and so many people i will love. i must have faith. i must have faith. i must have faith.

PIT: So pole position was Norris 19.32

Charles: yeah, no.... I don't care. Fuck.

Angel God put in charge of naming F1 drivers: Daniel Ricciardo, Yuki Tsunoda, Max Verstappen, Zhou Guyanyu... these seem pretty good.

God: boring. Make one american.

Angel: Uh. Okay. Mario Andretti?

God: too italian. Make an american one.

Angel: too itali- okay. American. I can do that. Jim Hall.

God: more American.

Angel, sweating: S-Scott... Speed?

God: More.

Angel: more American than Scott Speed the racecar driver??? Um uh... Oh! Logan Hunter Sargeant!!!

God: TOO AMERICAN TOO AMERICAN SOUND THE ALARM WE'RE OFF BALANCE MAKE A FRENCH ONE OVERCOMPENSATE

Angel, sobbing: FUCK FUCK FUCK UHH PIERRE JEAN-JAQUES GASLY! IS THAT FRENCH ENOUGH?

God: yeah. Okay what do we have left.

Angel: OKAY. Okay. Um. Hmm *reads clipboard* we've got... huh. We've got two more drivers, three first names, but. Hm. Only one last name. What should we do? Make them brothers? That could-

God, smoking a cigarette: give all the first names to one guy.

Angel: wh.

God: all three first names. Give them to the one dude. That's it.

Angel: ...Okay. So we have George William Russell, and... what about the last one? I have the last name here, but-

God: Make him up a first name.

Angel: what?

God: did I stutter. I don't care. Use any random made up word you first think of.

Angel: but... alright. Um, Lando? Lando Norris? Okay, cool, then that's-

Another Angel, driving a large truck: new shipment of names here, boss!

Angel: no wait, it's fine, we've got names for them all!

God: nah, it's chill, we can just make another guy and give him all the extra names. Should be fine.

Angel: but there's like- sir, who ordered one first name, no middle names and... six hundred last names????

God, in the process of creating Carlos Sainz Vazquez de Castro Cenamor Rincón Rebollo Birto Moreno de Aranda de Anteriuga Tiapera Deltun... junior: I Am Ineffable.

James Vowles I’m begging you to stop talking

choose your fighter:

bryan “praise kink” bozzi

toto “clinical obsession” wolff

james “love bombing” vowles