How Is This Real - Tumblr Posts
a real danish law
“if the sea between denmark and sweden freezes over, and a swede crosses that sea to denmark by foot, it is required by law, or at the very least legal, to grab a stick and use it to hit the swede. - any other weapon is not legal”
WAITWAITWAITNOFRICKINWAYWHAT?!?!
YAAAY!!!! THANK YOU AHHHH<3333 YOU'RE SO COOL I'M DEAD SKJJQCIPWUECPQWIUCB-
The tortured poet department??? I truly believe that the reason t swift got so famous for her lyricism is because the general population hasn't thought about the concept of metaphors since they were in sixth grade so this stuff is blowing their mind
memories of wembley(6/?) ⌙ tag urself i’m taehyung
The War Ahead - Bleeding Heart
So it begins...
(I will never draw another wing ever again > immediately proceeds to plan another feathered piece)
Last week if you told me you had "Trump accuses Kamala Harris of racefaking in front of an audience of black journalists" on your bingo card, I would've chastised you for an incredibly poor-taste joke, but apparently you can mark that square today
Actual review
bro, my character AI💀😭
acting like a human
James Vowles I’m begging you to stop talking
thank you every single one of you for 50+ followers!
i’m really grateful, thank you for getting me to so many milestones in just a month of being on tumblr 💞
LOVE YOU LOTS