I'm The Only One In My Friend Group Who Has Tumblr. The Others Seem To Think That This Site Is Hellspawn

I'm the only one in my friend group who has Tumblr. The others seem to think that this site is hellspawn they're not wrong.

I think, despite them all refusing to make an account here, that I'm going to tell them not to tell me if they find my Tumblr. I won't give it to them, either, but they'll probably know this is me regardless.

I wouldn't put it past at least one of them to make an account just to find me.

I censor what I say on my other socials because I know that they follow me. There are things I say to my friends that I'd never say to my family, and vice versa. Unfortunately, they all follow different socials of mine.

This, and ao3, is my safe space, so to say. I don't have to worry about upsetting the snowflake (I'm not friends with her, but we have a mutual friend, so I'm stuck) here with anything I say. I don't have to worry about my parents grounding me for life because I say stuff on the internet that I'd never say in their presence.

Then again, me telling them not to tell me might backfire and they'd make accounts just to find and tell me.

I'd be devastated if that happened. What am I gonna do, in that case? I can't just make another account. It'd erase the tiny corner I've cleared for myself and I don't want that to happen.

And don't tell me to just block them. I can't do that without several being upset, some joking about it at every opportunity, and the rest being indifferent.

Anyway. That's my rant for the night.

I have a problem.

My Inbox keeps telling me that I've got shit in there. But when I open it, it says there's no messages!

Idk which part is lying. The messages or no messages. Until I get it figured out, I apologize for anything anyone has sent me that has not been seen. It isn't for lack of want, but for lack of ability.

Am I going to use this as an opportunity? Yes.

My discord server will probably be the best place to contact me with requests or questions.

It's called The Tolls Bridge (it's a lie. you don't need to pay to join)

Shameless promotion done. Apologies are never quite done, but I'll call it for now. I'll try and get the inbox figured out asap

The only posts you guys actually like are my writing posts

I see how it is

Using me for your own entertainment

Sometimes I forget that people don't actually know or understand my thought processes, so I confuse them by saying shit like:

13 and 15.....so 5

out loud and not explaining because I know what I mean because I had the whole thought in my head. I know that these two characters are 13 and 15, meaning that they're 5 and 7 years younger than another character, but you don't know that because you're not in my head

Honestly, Danny doesn't know how he gets into these situations. It's probably the fault of a deity or an Ancient or someone. It's most definitely Clockwork's fault.

Going on that mission with Constantine sounded like a good idea at the time, and Raven was going to be there! She's the best impulse control on the team. He realizes he should've clarified why Raven was going with them. Evidently, it was not to help or be impulse control for the Ghost King and the Alcoholic Soul Whore. (Don't tell Constantine that's his nickname) Raven was going along because she had business at Titan Tower. It should've been obvious, but Danny is not the most observant.

Either way, he was wrong. He thought going on this mission with John - there was a demon running around an apartment building and people were, apparently, quite upset about that - would deter the Justice League from hounding him like roaches. He was right about that, but also very wrong because the proteges took the opportunity to sniff him out like the bloodhounds they are. Unsurprisingly, Red Robin was at the head of the charge.

Raven, the traitor, sat back and laughed at him. She wasn't laughing, but it was obvious that she found his misery amusing.

Anyway, this lead to a citywide hunt for Danny. Anytime he spotted even a hint of any of the Titans chasing him, he was gone. He couldn't stray too far from Constantine, though, and Beast Boy had a nose like a damn elephant.

The chase lasted a solid three hours before he had to let them catch him, if only so that he could tell them to leave him alone because he's there on official JLD business. Not like that would actually work, but he had hope. Unfortunately, he forgot that Red Robin is Bat Trained.

Danny took a second for himself before the Titans caught up with him. Was this really better than Deadman harassing him about his first time in Gotham? No, it wasn't. It wasn't any worse, either, and he didn't know how to feel about that.

"Are you finally done running?" Red Robin asked, landing in a crouch in front of him.

Danny folded his legs to sit criss-cross in the air as the rest of the kids that had been chasing him joined RR. "You make it sound like I'm a criminal."

"You ran like one," Beast Boy pointed out. Fair, but rude. "And, dude, I don't know if you know this, but you smell horrible."

Danny placed a hand on his chest with a dramatic gasp. "How dare you! I took a shower just last week!"

Raven was now unamused.

Superboy gagged a bit. "He's right," A small shudder. "I couldn't smell it before, but I can now that you're so close to me."

He sighed with equal dramatics as his gasp. "I guess I can never get rid of the smell, even after all this time."

Wonder Girl tilted her head to the side slightly. "Oh? And what smell would that be?"

"The smell of death," John Constantine, ever a man of impeccable timing, turned onto the side street to join them. He largely ignored the kids in favor of the ghost child who isn't actually a child but no one listens to him when he explains that so he's probably going to stop trying. "It lingers. C'mon, kid, we've got a demon to exorcise."

Danny huffed like a petulant child, "Still not a kid!"

Constantine continued walking away. "Still don't care."

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