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1 year ago

I was thinking this was funny...

I Was Thinking This Was Funny...

Me: Trying to tell Dagan about all the women of the world are simping over him....

Dagan: *Walks away* Nope...

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7 months ago

It was unbelievable.

Liu Qingge actually ascended. Officially a heavenly official.

He was no longer a war god by title, he was now a literal one.

Well, an interim one?

“You’re going to take over General Ming Guang’s place as the martial god in taking care of the north temporarily,” a lady by the name Ling Wen explained, standing in front of Liu Qingge as he was surrounded by projections of multiple heavenly officials around them.

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OR: Liu Qingge had ascended following an incident in the Lingxi cave. But how did it happen? And more importantly, why was he plagued by random flash images of his Shen-shixiong?


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11 months ago

y’all are not gonna believe wtf i’ve decided to do in order to get better at writing smut 💀 i should have asked my moots for advice instead but i fear it may be too late


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7 months ago

you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs” and every blog I open with a title like “pointless posts” and every opinion post I see tagged something derogatory by op!! speaking as someone whose post tag used to be “makes bad posts.” stop actively putting up roadblocks for yourself!! why do we always say bullying is bad but never when we’re bullying ourselves


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1 year ago

The only posts you guys actually like are my writing posts

I see how it is

The Only Posts You Guys Actually Like Are My Writing Posts

Using me for your own entertainment


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You make me feel so worthless, ive worked so hard to try to see my own worth and just as I think I'm getting there I remember that the person that really matters, the person that is supposed to care about me, doesn't even think I'm worthy of their time.


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1 year ago

Everyone is making jokes about jmart being in the computer but my brain still can’t get over my FR3-d1 x Alice joke. You know what this is my crackship now. Alice knows the computer is (possibly) sentient and she’s dating it. Prove me wrong I dare you.

Bonus crackship points if you make is a polyamorous love triangle by adding Collin into the mix. I mean he atleast tolerates Alice and with him and FR3-d1 it would be an enemies to lovers thing.

Or hell maybe the computer isn’t sentient and Alice is just an objectium.

*sigh* I need to get off the internet I swear.


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1 year ago

a snatcher should be like a bowl of Cornflakes


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