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The Rest Of The World Is Drowning In Constant Hurricanes And Tornadoes. Mother Nature Knows I Live For
The rest of the world is drowning in constant hurricanes and tornadoes. Mother nature knows I live for a good thunderstorm, so it simply doesn't do that here...
I fucking love a typical thunderstorm. C'mon clouds, throw water everywhere, say boom, pretend you have wizard powers. You're so cute. You weigh more than calculators can tell me, but you're so soft in my brain. Having meltdowns when there's too much pressure just like me.
More relatable than 99% of humans around me.
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My current (hourly) dream is to go into a job interview, completely unmasked (Autism mask. I'd still be wearing my KN95).
Naturally, the employer won't wanna hire me.
*I casually and confidently slip the employer a $5 bill*
*That funny upsidedown "I did something bad I'm so bad" reverse smile*
Wouldn't that be so freaking funny? I'd just be looking for the chuckle, and then I'd say, "Yeah, I'm not actually gonna drive myself to the edge of eternity for minium wage. Thank you for your time."
Ahh, comedy.
"damn bitch you live like this?" but its a full white minimalistic clean bedroom
