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Dig Dug canonically fucks.

”I have the ability to make anyone uncomfortable with just a stare.” Stares in a creepy/weird way. Other person glances, and immediately flees as soon as they see my nude body.

I need this in my life. I hope we get this in the next Windows update

We have given Big Chungus too much power

Here’s the man who made me wet

I accidentally got myself wet at the beach with the shower thing. For some reason the button for the bottom one (used for your feet) was right next to the one for the top most shower, and I accidentally hit i, once with my crocs that were on my hands, and another just by complete accident. The thing is that there’s a third shower head and button. The head is between the other two heads, but for some reason the button for it is above the other two and I’m just upset I got my shirt wet.

Everyone gangster till someone shits in the punch bowl

I accidentally got myself wet at the beach with the shower thing. For some reason the button for the bottom one (used for your feet) was right next to the one for the top most shower, and I accidentally hit i, once with my crocs that were on my hands, and another just by complete accident. The thing is that there’s a third shower head and button. The head is between the other two heads, but for some reason the button for it is above the other two and I’m just upset I got my shirt wet.

So you're telling me that furries are already more advanced than most people? I hate how I have no idea if that's scary or applaudable.

I feel like a whole bunch of human aesthetic problems could be solved if we just re-evolved fur

I'm fucking pissed that these two shared the same voice actor at some point in time.

cockpost

Fuck TruMoo!

They could've been Troo, and they missed out. Like, what the fuck!

BF and Helltaker have a lot in common.

Marth would tip the pizza guy

unlike Lucina

Mega Police

If you have nothing to eat for lunch, consume ketchup packets instead.

The Salem Witchcraft Trials? You mean the first game of Among Us.

So you looked in a mirror?

I’ve seen real life rats, real ones

I so badly wish to say Cooking By the Book or Waldo because of the characters but...

I'm just sus.

tag yourself as whatever the hell this is

What gamers strive to look like

geosexual

Basically the entire Steven Stone Event in Pokemon Masters in a drawing

no it's not

Wow yes midnight motorist is moonview highway

We? Who is we?

what's your thoughts on the pokemon DP remakes and pokemon legends?

We are thrilled to say the least :)

I'm helping

Sneak Peek: Pip Week (Friday Night Funkin')

Finally making a Mod, some of you are aware, and that's also why I have a lack of uploads.HUGEEEEEEE shout out to TurtleLoverTy for doing all the coding and ...

making the pip mod!!! here is a sneak peek :)

Legoshi