I Was Taking Some Ibuprofin With My Chocolate Milk When I Remembered That Blowing Bubbles Into Your Drinks

I was taking some Ibuprofin with my chocolate milk when I remembered that blowing bubbles into your drinks is a Thing®

and so i blew bubbles into my chocolate milk, and it was literally the largest hit of serotonin ive had in months

guys,,,

they finally gave ao3 the mommy kink tag. its there, im so happy-

one small step for mankind, a huge step for manwhores

lmao who else hates it when their mom is like generally a good parent but has become a trigger for suicidal thoughts just because of all the trauma that you've gone through that she's been there for.

Like, wtf no King your mom isn't going to hit you or berate you for cleaning the wrong way? she isn't going to yell at you or hit you for being in her line of sight?

she was frowning at you? no, don't kill yourself she was just thinking or zoning out.

its literally the *funniest* thing whenever she moves too fast near me or pops up in my line of sight I will flinch, jump away, and just generally move farther away from her

Hey Gravity Falls theory-

we all know the one we've all basically accepted as "canon", where the fact that Grunkle Stan, got memory wiped to get rid of Bill Cipher and then Bill was "defeated", then the kids got grunkle stans memory back- therefore meaning that Bill would be "alive"

but what if the kids didn't do it and it was Bill, "invoking the ancient axolotl so that he may return", making sure that he would come back that opened the door for grunkle stan to regain his memory.

so true. "let them decide" I am the type of person who has mental breakdowns over decisions, why would i force them through that?!!??!

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person