Galadriel: Celebrimbor, This Annatar Character's Claims Don't Add Up. He's Using His Charm And His Knowledge

Galadriel: Celebrimbor, this Annatar character's claims don't add up. He's using his charm and his knowledge to manipulate you. Celeborn: There's only one thing to do with honey-tongued, two-faced outsiders. Throw him out the window. Galadriel: That's...a bit excessive. Celeborn: Toss the dwarves out too. I don't know why you keep dealing with them. You can never trust a dwarf, you know. Celebrimbor: And *that* is why you have trouble making friends, Celeborn. You are too suspicious. You need to embrace new opportunities. Be more open-minded! Galadriel: Yes, but within reason. You worry me, Celebrimbor. Celebrimbor: *sparkling with creative ambition* *not listening*

I know it's been floating around the web (not HER web, no) for a while, but it's still funny

Harry Potter and his life of crime

Harry Potter and the year he killed a man with his touch

Harry Potter and the year they brewed a potion and committed identity theft

Harry Potter and the year he helped a supposed mass murder escape

Harry Potter and the year he (unwillingly) helped raise a dark lord

Harry Potter and the year he broke into the magical government

Harry Potter and the year he stalked and almost killed a classmate

Harry Potter and the year he broke into the magical bank and killed a dark lord (not at the same time)

*watching weather reports about tropical storm Milton taking aim at Florida*

Me: Milton...I know that name from somewhere... didn't he write something famous?

Mother: You mean John Milton, the author of Paradise Lost?

Me: That's it! ...Oh no.

Wulgaria 'Celtic Tree of Life' Gowns [x][x]