Hurricane Season - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

So, hurricane season is coming back.

This means I have to stock up on popcorn while I watch all the northern folks, who moved down here, take all the bread and toilet paper in Walmart. Other than that, stay safe and donโ€™t over prepare for this hurricane.


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3 months ago

It hasnโ€™t even been 2 weeks yet PLEASE BRUH๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


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6 months ago
Beryl, Huh?

Beryl, huh?

Beryl, Huh?

I guess we finally know what that crystal ball is truly for. Not spying on others--that's just a bonus. No, its real purpose is messing around with Earth's weather.


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7 months ago

Big ass storm on the way,

Big Ass Storm On The Way,

Love hurricane season- so fun.


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3 months ago

*watching weather reports about tropical storm Milton taking aim at Florida*

Me: Milton...I know that name from somewhere... didn't he write something famous?

Mother: You mean John Milton, the author of Paradise Lost?

Me: That's it! ...Oh no.


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3 months ago

Yโ€™all if I lose internet donโ€™t panic Iโ€™ll (most likely) be just fine

Iโ€™ll notify yall as soon as I get internet back so yโ€™all donโ€™t think Iโ€™m dead ๐Ÿ˜ญ I might not even lose power and internet at all but just in case cause yk

Iโ€™m bouta sleep through this hurricane atp


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3 months ago

Milton just fucking CHILLAX

Milton Just Fucking CHILLAX

JESUS HAROLD CHRIST

Better not take out my internet or AC imma be so goddamn mad


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3 months ago

Preparing for a hurricane not knowing if the house is gonna survive is terrifying ๐Ÿ˜ž won't be drawing for a bit probably,this shit be scary...

Preparing For A Hurricane Not Knowing If The House Is Gonna Survive Is Terrifying Won't Be Drawing For

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3 months ago
Im Gonna Diddle That Hurricanes Hole

Iโ€™m gonna diddle that hurricanes hole


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3 months ago

Well it's now day 3 without power, I fear my descent into madness is approaching ever fast and if things keep up this pace I may commit a homicide

But ya know, we all good out here


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