Or As Strunk And White Said In Elements Of Style (to The Best Of My Memory), "Feel Free To Ignore Everything

Or as Strunk and White said in Elements of Style (to the best of my memory), "Feel free to ignore everything in this book rather than write something inelegant."

Nothing makes me laugh more than that line in the Silm where it says:

"And [Ossë] he was pardoned and returned to his allegiance, to which he remained faithful. For the most part.

Ossë: I'm no longer evil :)

Also Ossë: on even days >:]

fenglinbuyi峰林布依, southwest of guizhou province in china by 秋山君

it always confused why everyone would arrive at bilbo’s house separately if they all traveled to the shire together but then i realized. that trick gandalf pulls on beorn. where he has everyone come in slowly instead of all at once. its the same thing hes doing to bilbo.

now the question remains: is this gandalf’s go-to plan when trying to make someone okay with having 13 dwarves in their house, or does he view bilbo and beorn as both uniquely unhinged individuals who need to be handled like a wild animal that could bite at any minute? i need to Know

literary analysis being posited as this boring grueling penance that only miserable people insist on is very dumb as an idea but its even more dumb to me, the guy who gets so excited about it that he has to clap and pound his fists against the ground and walk in circles at a dizzying speed unbeknownst to man