Can I Come To Your Wedding Thing?

can I come to your wedding thing?

I promise to be good and not kill anyone or talk to anyone, punky promise...even though I'm sure if drones have pinkys

-silly anon

Yeah, you can come. Also, you can talk to people, why wouldn't I let you?

AND IT ISN'T A WEDDING!!

wait why are you marrying n and v?

Confused head tilt

-silly anon

×Intense blushing×

I- I'm not getting married!! It is an event, that's all!

can i come to the "not a wedding"

Eh, why not?

Heard-a you're doing a thing! I went ahead-a and made you a special pie, extra batteries!

Uh- thanks mysterious pizza dude. Wanna come to the not-a-wedding event?

"Hey, I can do some wedding photography! Top Tier work, for half tier prices! (Please, I still have 8 lawsuits to pay off.) I won the international photography award AND a Pulitzer prize!"

https://www.tumblr.com/afrankwestaskblog?source=share

(Mod Note: This is Captain Golden Pants)

HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT ISN'T A WEDDING?!

I guess I do need a photographer... what are your prices?

MOTHER[parental advisory]ER. I AM NOT BALD.

AND IT ISN'T A FRICKING WEDDING. IT'S JUST AN EVENT THAT HAPPENS TO BE FORMAL AND HAVE A RECEPTION.

"Hey, I can do some wedding photography! Top Tier work, for half tier prices! (Please, I still have 8 lawsuits to pay off.) I won the international photography award AND a Pulitzer prize!"

https://www.tumblr.com/afrankwestaskblog?source=share

(Mod Note: This is Captain Golden Pants)

HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT ISN'T A WEDDING?!

I guess I do need a photographer... what are your prices?