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so ya getting married

I knew you were freaking bi-

anywho :3 I know a thing or two about arranging and planning “events” and I totally know how to make those ballon statues things (trust,yall trust )

and I got this pretty cool Spotif- I MEAN dj track list that got some pretty cool songs like nightcore but piano version

and I will do it for free Because your my favorite ;3

I'm not getting married!!

But if you wanna help out, please do, we need it-

I eat children.

Anyway, can I come to the wedding?

Sure. What should I put on the list for ya?

A-and it isn't a wedding!!

*runs up to you at mach speed* Hello, i its i again. The peson who called you bald and a criminal. i am here to atone for my sins by making some food for your ''tottaly not a wedding event thingie''. just let me know what you want :) (i also have a 50% discount for people who are bald and desperatly trying to hide it, not that you would be interested or anything ;p)

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Your apology is accepted. Also, three gallons of oil, some coolant, and batteries would be nice. Oh, and maybe gasoline, but I have to figure out how Dad would react to the first.

I made lemon bars for the not-wedding :3 they totally don't have battery acid in them

Oh, that's too bad. I like battery acid.

Btw, wanna come?

*runs back to you, still at mach speed with all of the stuff in my hands* i have everything ! I looted the coolant from cars and garages (i did have to thaw it out using a gas burner. So it might taste a bit burned). I found at least 21 duracell battery packets in a run-down hardware store. Do not ask me where i got these 3 full barrels of oil from from, you genuinly do NOT want to know. And i even got 1 jerrycan full of gasoline ! That will be 16€ dollars. No i will not discuss any other price :b

Hey, thanks man.

Oh, and here's you money.

×Hands you obviously counterfeit cash.×

Dear Uzi Doorman,

I heard about the not-wedding, congratulations! As a gift, I will cancel the compensation pay you owe us. As per your advice, I seeked out the team that you were talking about, and they are lovely! SD Q, X, and O sent their upmost pleasure for recommending them.

Sincerely-

SD G

P.S, I know our first meeting wasn’t the best, I would still love to come to your not-wedding. I know some really good oil recipes.

Yeah, I wasn't going to pay you anyway.

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Ugh, and I guess you can come the we- event.

the ((not))wedding music needs to be mcr and vocaloid nightcore

Of course. What else?

Dear Uzi Doorman,

I have all intentions of coming to the weddin event! However.. I do not know the date. Or the color theme (I want to turn up in an appropriately colored suit). Also, will other workers be there? If so, I’ll bake some worker appropriate dishes. Would you wish for my colleagues (D and T) to be there? I would have to keep an eye on them around the workers, and they have been rude to you, but I still do consider them my friends, acquaintances.

Sincerely-

SD G

Color scheme is black and neons. And I don't know the date yet.

"A-Delivery!!

I-A hope preparations for your-a event have been-a going well!"

Oh- hey mysterious pizza dude. It's going fine, I guess.

Thanks for the pizza, by the way.

"Hey, it's Frank again...can I still be invited to the "event"? Please?"

https://www.tumblr.com/afrankwestaskblog?source=share

Ugh, fineeeee.

But no pictures!!

I bought those rings.. I better be invited to the wedding

*ominous tone before pulling out a cake and switching to a happy tone*

Cuz I baked a cake!

-H

It isn't a wedding!!

But, uh, thanks...

Say, where will this “event” take place?

-🥖

I dunno yet. I was thinkin' the corpse tower.

haha it is i

the green skeleton

and i give to you a random box

do not open until wedding

goodbye *explodes into all 206 bones*

-🟢💀

...

What?

Also, if you get your dad to build a quick door and like. A flat floor and some infrastructure the corpse spire would be a cool venue. It probably won't freak anyone out, I mean, those guys are long dead so who cares?

- 👓

Huh, that's smart.... He may be busy with the refinery tho.

Can T and D join as well? T can cook! She makes delicious battery acid pie oh and can I crash land my ship as the entrance?

-Serial designation C

Sure, I guess.

WAIT ARE YOU CRASHING ON PURPOSE?

Dear Uzi,

Hello, I recently heard about your not-wedding and I just want to say congratulations! As a congratulation gift, I am going to assure you my wife will no longer try to kick your ass whenever she sees you in the colony due to you killing her best friend at the camp field trip. Also tell N I said hi!

Yours truly, Nelli

Uhm- thanks?? Who- who would your wife be-??

Btw I’m coming with my wives T and D also since I’m not on c9 right now I WILL be crashing near you’re event when I land so don’t be surprised if you hear a large *BOOM* during the event

-serial designation C

Thanks for the heads up, I guess...

Hey so congrats on the we- not-wedding, I have something for you, hope you like it.

x Hands you a box containing three daggers with ornate copper and black handles with names Uzi, N and V engraved on the handles x

How did the, uh, not-proposing go?

Also, uh, could I come to the not-wedding?

- 👓

HAHAHA!! You shouldn't trust me with these things, 👓.

And um, I haven't uh... Done that yet...

(And yeah, you can.)

Can I come to the wedding? Despite all the bald bullying stuff?

It isn't a wedding!

But sure, feel free to come by.

*runs up to you at mach speed, looking very panicked* UZI ! I HAVE BAD NEWS ! NEXT WEEKEND, THE MOTH WILL LAND ON COPPER 9, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LET IT GO TO YOUR TOTTALY NOT A WEDDING EVENT THINGIE ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ! IM GOING BACK TO MY HIDEOUT ! *runs away at, you guessed it, mach speed*

//also, i am working on that comic, but unfortunatly i have been cursed with adhd-i and tf2 and tumblr are not helping, here is what i have at the moment tho !

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