Dramatic Sigh

×Dramatic sigh×

Yes, I'll be wearing the beanie.

And it's not a wig!!

"Hey, I can do some wedding photography! Top Tier work, for half tier prices! (Please, I still have 8 lawsuits to pay off.) I won the international photography award AND a Pulitzer prize!"

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(Mod Note: This is Captain Golden Pants)

HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT ISN'T A WEDDING?!

I guess I do need a photographer... what are your prices?

Here's a guide to help you look good for your event- https://tr.pinterest.com/pin/823736588069562546/

I AM NOT BALD AND I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED!!! >:((

can i come to the "not a wedding"

Eh, why not?

alright, the crime option is: murder, bank robbery, ORRRRRR exploding Earth (again)

I choose murder. Specifically of J.

wait why are you marrying n and v?

Confused head tilt

-silly anon

×Intense blushing×

I- I'm not getting married!! It is an event, that's all!

“Found these clothes on some skeletons when I ventured outside of the doors! I think they’d look great on you, n and v, for the ‘event’ (wedding)”

1. IT ISN'T A WEDDING!!!!

2. I like these :3 Some need to be cleaned up, but I like them.