Pee

pee

Get out.

:3 im stealing your cartilidge

HAHA, joke's on you, I don't have any >>:3€

×Quickly slips beanie back on.×

You saw NOTHING.

"Hey, I can do some wedding photography! Top Tier work, for half tier prices! (Please, I still have 8 lawsuits to pay off.) I won the international photography award AND a Pulitzer prize!"

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(Mod Note: This is Captain Golden Pants)

HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT ISN'T A WEDDING?!

I guess I do need a photographer... what are your prices?

Dear Uzi Doorman,

I heard about the not-wedding, congratulations! As a gift, I will cancel the compensation pay you owe us. As per your advice, I seeked out the team that you were talking about, and they are lovely! SD Q, X, and O sent their upmost pleasure for recommending them.

Sincerely-

SD G

P.S, I know our first meeting wasn’t the best, I would still love to come to your not-wedding. I know some really good oil recipes.

Yeah, I wasn't going to pay you anyway.

...

Ugh, and I guess you can come the we- event.

so ya getting married

I knew you were freaking bi-

anywho :3 I know a thing or two about arranging and planning “events” and I totally know how to make those ballon statues things (trust,yall trust )

and I got this pretty cool Spotif- I MEAN dj track list that got some pretty cool songs like nightcore but piano version

and I will do it for free Because your my favorite ;3

I'm not getting married!!

But if you wanna help out, please do, we need it-

dont mind me just eating the cotton candy in your walls

That- that's not- y'know what? You do you, man.