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Hey i mighta freeloaded a little but the ship is repaired and i was wondering if i could go to the “event” i hope its as good as my “event” with T and D (mine had fireworks and explosions you couldn’t beat it) also if you notice a large portion of the food missing know it wasn’t me stealing it
-serial designation C
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Fine, you can come. But no stealing anything this time!!
Hey Uzi. Check out this picture a little birdie gave me.
HE SAID HE WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE-- I MEAN-
THAT IS PHOTOSHOPPED.
*runs back to you, still at mach speed with all of the stuff in my hands* i have everything ! I looted the coolant from cars and garages (i did have to thaw it out using a gas burner. So it might taste a bit burned). I found at least 21 duracell battery packets in a run-down hardware store. Do not ask me where i got these 3 full barrels of oil from from, you genuinly do NOT want to know. And i even got 1 jerrycan full of gasoline ! That will be 16€ dollars. No i will not discuss any other price :b
Hey, thanks man.
Oh, and here's you money.
×Hands you obviously counterfeit cash.×
I AM NOT BALD!!!11!!1!!1!!
[Go right ahead, friend! :3]
*runs back to you, still at mach speed with all of the stuff in my hands* i have everything ! I looted the coolant from cars and garages (i did have to thaw it out using a gas burner. So it might taste a bit burned). I found at least 21 duracell battery packets in a run-down hardware store. Do not ask me where i got these 3 full barrels of oil from from, you genuinly do NOT want to know. And i even got 1 jerrycan full of gasoline ! That will be 16€ dollars. No i will not discuss any other price :b
Hey, thanks man.
Oh, and here's you money.
×Hands you obviously counterfeit cash.×
×Quickly slips beanie back on.×
You saw NOTHING.
"Hey, I can do some wedding photography! Top Tier work, for half tier prices! (Please, I still have 8 lawsuits to pay off.) I won the international photography award AND a Pulitzer prize!"
https://www.tumblr.com/afrankwestaskblog?source=share
(Mod Note: This is Captain Golden Pants)
HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT ISN'T A WEDDING?!
I guess I do need a photographer... what are your prices?