Can I Come To The Wedding? Despite All The Bald Bullying Stuff?

Can I come to the wedding? Despite all the bald bullying stuff?

It isn't a wedding!

But sure, feel free to come by.

Dear Uzi,

Hello, I recently heard about your not-wedding and I just want to say congratulations! As a congratulation gift, I am going to assure you my wife will no longer try to kick your ass whenever she sees you in the colony due to you killing her best friend at the camp field trip. Also tell N I said hi!

Yours truly, Nelli

Uhm- thanks?? Who- who would your wife be-??

okay instead of doves its crows, instead of whites and reds it blacks and purples >:3

OH AND MAYBE INSTEAD OF ROSES PETALS ITS SUNFLOWER PETALS FOR THE YELLOW IN N!!!!

this is for the wedding btw im just saying N would kill it in a purple wedding dress with black highlights, and you in a black suit with purple highlights >:3

Love the ideas, Anon. N would slay in a dress >:3

And it isn't a wedding! >:(

Theoretical scenario: two of your crushes are in different districts in the Hunger Games. You share a district with only ONE of them, and the other is with your greatest rival. Which one would be with you and why?

Uh... I guess V? Just because she's a better fighter, not because I don't love like N or anything.

I bought those rings.. I better be invited to the wedding

*ominous tone before pulling out a cake and switching to a happy tone*

Cuz I baked a cake!

-H

It isn't a wedding!!

But, uh, thanks...

Can T and D join as well? T can cook! She makes delicious battery acid pie oh and can I crash land my ship as the entrance?

-Serial designation C

Sure, I guess.

WAIT ARE YOU CRASHING ON PURPOSE?