
What do you call an icicle that keeps giving you quizzes? a testicle!1!1!1
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I'm late by a day but it still can't believe it's been 10 years since fnaf released I wasn't around for all of the 10 years but I've around for a lot and it's still insane to me I remember being REALLY scared of the game as a kid before I decided to watch coryxkenshin play it just absolutely insane
Man the hoa suck like tell me why I can't install a parkour course on my house? Why can't I build a lavish medieval paradise filled with all my 1600s pleasures on my house!!?!?!? YOU LOOK ME DEAD INTO MY FUCKING EYES AND TELL ME THAT I CANT HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL 90 FOOT TALL SANS MEMORIAL NEXT TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! "π€ π wELL uM AcTUaLLY IT jUsT DoEsNt Fit wHaT EvERyOne eLsE Is dOiNg" you feel no joy? no WHIMSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CANT I JUST LET THE SILLY OUT GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST SOCEITY BE FILLED ARTIFICAL RULES AND BOUNDARIES WHY GOD WHY
Do you think if you use a bunch of youtuber codes for certain sponsors specifically the ones that are like "If you type in nordvpn.com/BLANK you get 50% off!!" That it'll stack and you just get it for free
Can people in the comments tell me how your school played red rover? Because the that people describe it is different to how we played it. At the start one person is in the middle and will say to send anyone wearing a certain color on their clothes over not just a specific person and the person goal would be to get to the other side of the gym and if you got caught you would get in the middle line but your arms didn't have ti be connected you just had to stay in the line. DId anyone else's school do it similar to this?

DID I COOK WITH THESE SKETCHES OR NAWWWWWW π£π£π£π£π£π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ SPAM SOME WS IN THE CHATTTT!!!111



Am I the only person who finds most things interesting? ive always found every field of study no matter how menial extremely fascinating, not to say im good at ANY of them but If I had the time to do everything that a human could possibly do I would.id just want to be the ash of everything always tryna be the best like no one ever was. Like I just wanna live forever so I can become the best speeedrunner at every game in every category and then do it all with one hand. Id try to master every sport, activity you name it. I am a "gifted kid" though so I don't great work ethic but still. NEVER gonna be that committed to anything but I can dream.
I hate it when people say that something that someone is doing is autistic but it's also REALLY funny cause most of the time it's just them being interested or even good at something. Like imagine saying to usain bolt that he's autistic because of how much he cares about running and how much effort he puts into it, litteraly the dumbest insult you could possibly think of. Like the modern equivalent of some 90s bully calling you a nerd.
Man I've never been in an internet argument before because of how miserable they seem but one thing that I find extra infuriating is whenever someone's says something wrong and you want to correct the but it's impossible because it would take like 50 paragraphs to explain why and you can't just give them and overview because you know that there gonna come up with some excuse and you can't post the 800 page novel because you KNOW that there just not gonna read some parts and say something you already debunked, you can't win.
The best thing that about reddit it how easily things in the comments can change subject like someone posted spongebob meme in a comments section and someone turned it into a lesbian sex meme. Also someone then replied with the SESBIAN LEX image, I just love the internet sometimes
I think the issue with relationship subs is that no matter how many details you give them they never gonna have as much context on the situation as you do. so it thousand of the most unqualified people who are usually VERY easily persuaded by what other people are saying in the comments. Like these people aren't consulers and like that one twitter post about 12 people watching what you do like and irl twitch stream just imagine sitting solo in a huge arena with thousand of people just yelling relationship advice at you, it really puts things into perspective.
People dont understand how insane undertale aus are like people constantly talk about the oncler and how shipping him with himself was nuts. You haven't seen ANYTHING there's a tierlist that a undertale comic dubber made a while back that had like TWENTY different pairings of sans aus. When you look into the abyss the abyss stares back. I could also mention the utsc but that's a whole other rabbit hole.
I'd like to expand the post I made about looking inside of other people's houses (I swear it's not weird) and that's about my own house I mean it wasnt ACTUALLY my house but whatever :p. My house was actually pretty large not insane or anything we didn't live in a mansion and we're not rich but my parents got a good deal so the house was always brimming with rooms to go in and one of the most interesting things to me were our basement and attic. Our attic was old because the forst thing you see whenever you open the door was a very twisted staircase since the attic was to the left of the door the stairs had to twist but they were so small and each step was way more vertically speard out then normal stairs so it's was always a weird climbing experience and that's not all because it had a very distinct smell very wooden and earthy and also the attic was very creaky as you would expect so every kinda felt like it was going to fall a at anymore but it got even wielder cause whenever you went up their was a door that would take you to the actually attic since the area that the stairs Keats you to isn't the full attic and it's was really small for some reason?????? it really looked like it was for an 8 year old it was very odd and whenever you opened the door one of the weirdly massive floor boards (they were all like a foot wide) was missing and another was broken in half and not cleanly I never understood why this was the case but I can't think if ANY reason that isn't like a wood theif going around stealing floor boards for experiments.The basement was also interesting it was very dark and filled with spider webs and stuff and always gave off an almost bunker type feel and had stuff like my sisters bikes and the most interesting part was that there was a staircase that led out to a door that would go into our parking lot im sure other old houses have thia but it was very strange. There's more that I could say but I think this post is already long enough and as you can tell I am terrible at writing stuff efficiently.
TheLizerdWizerd I can't thank you enough for all the love you've been giving my blog I hope this doesn't come across weird but it is so genuinely nice that someone is listening to the stuff that i have to say it would be nice if you could tell other people about my blog because I love seeing engagement and it gives a serotonin boost everytime. im just gonna ramble a bit but I love seeing responses to stuff that I have to say not only because talking to people is just fun but I love getting into discussions about topics that I find interesting and seeing unique takes that I never would of thought otherwise there really is nothing more rewarded then seeing people actually notice and care when there are THOUSANDS of other people you could be paying attention who probably deserve it more than me and I've always never really had anyone to talk about these things with not because I love in A bad place sometimes its just embarrassing to talk about stuff that your interested in with the your family and such. I've never really had friends either so this is such a mood lifter it might be just one person but it means the world thanks :)
What if instead of luigis mansion it was FREAKY mansion and all the boos sucked toes and ate ass

Unused beta walk animation found in the data of Luigiβs Mansion.
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Am I the only one who doenst like it whenever people say stuff like "The comments on this post are gonna be the worst" on a post about like a trans person or something I'm not trans myself but I feel like its like a self fulfiling prophecy like why would you will it into existence.
Ya know I feel like if ever got the power to freeze time for like a week or even a day I feel like I would just look inside people's houses. Everytime I cross by someone's house I think "I wonder whats in thereπ€ " not even just expensive houses im talking old houses especially since they have so many nooks and crannies. Its also interesting to just see how the average suburbian lives when compared to the ultra-rich. And coming from Someone who before 2021 lived in an old house and an ESPECIALLY large one there is always a peice of lore that is attacted to each of the oddities in the house like the object you never move or the room filled with random crap you don't need. And mostly it's just because I wanna see if they have like a gaming basement or something cause when I went in my dad friends house they had a basement with like 500 shovelware wii games and I had a category 5 austim moment I was thrilled lol.
Spunchbob

Posting this here since I like this one
Color wheel!!!!!
reblog if you think gay marriage is legal in bikini bottom
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. Iβm pretty damn happy about that ππππππ
Wow huge thanks to thelizerdwizerd for reposting AND liking that genuinely means the world to me I never thought I get one β₯
Ya, know I've been seeing a lot of people on tumblr and on other parts of the internet talk about how certain multiwriter universes like the backrooms and scp have been ruined by people giving it too much lore and making it not interesting and how they lost their mystique by having too much lore and stuff and personally I cam agree to an extent like the backrooms had a very interesting concept and liminality of it all is something you never really saw up to that point but at the same time I feel like it's unavoidable for stuff like this because of our natrual curiosity with the unknown like for example whenever you discover some interesting series or some historical event ypur first instinct is never "Oh I don't wanna know more about this fascinating topic" you naturally WANT to learn more so with stuff like the backrooms it's only human instinct to make up lore because we just can't stand something staying unknown. Obviously I know some people don't care but your never gonna squash the attempets people make to more to a universe.
I might just be biased cause I thought the extra backrooms lore that people made was kinda interesting expaclity its use of other popular liminal space images and the sometimes really interesting entity concepts but whatever lol.
Actually conversation two dudes had in my class like 40 minutes ago
Kid1: Would you have have a gay son or a that daughter?
Kid2: I mean would he have a gay voice like OH my Godπ π (in a stereotypical gay voice) or just like hey
Kid1: Yeah probably a thot daughter
Kid2: yeah but what if you come home and see her getting into bed with some guy
Kid1: Nah i wouldn't care I would abandon that bitch immediately
Kid1: Ok how about a transgender son or a furry daughter
Kid2: I mean if I had a furry daughter I would just put a shock collar on her like STOP STOP
Kid1:Yeah
I fucking hate school
I live in New Jersey in a pretty progressive school they even have posters all around the building that you not to discriminate based off of race,gender, sexuality, etc and even one classroom that has like 15 different pride flags around it but still these assholes prevale it would be inspiring if it wasn't the worst.
I'm not gonna give context to this but a little bit a go in school I was talking with one of my friends and making jokes about jelqing and how he was doing the opposite and I said he was "Micromaxxing" and its probably the funniest things I've ever said and I'm flabbergasted that that isn't already a word. His laughter fit afterwords made me feel a little to proud of myself to be honest.
Ya know one thing I find pretty interesting about social media, Especially reddit is that despite the internet's sometimes prudish nature I feel like most of the horny sides to these platforms are more wholesome and caring than pretty much any other part of their respective websites. I guess as kids were sort of told that sexuality is unpure by nature and we lose the fact that these people are doing this because it's fun and it feels good that all their is to it its not any deeper than that. Obviously their are the bad ones like the pedophilic ones but those are the outliers and most of these communities are pretty nice I would say.