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The chickatree is all atwitter 🎵🐦🎄

this was supposed to be done by christmas but better late than never

Audrey Hepurn's Wardrobe in Charade (1963)

Costume Design by Hubert de Givenchy

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

Bob’s Burgers, Manic Pixie Crap Show (S12E01)

Bob’s Burgers, The Belchies (S02E01)

Thank you for including me your fake mom who left you home alone not once but twice to share in this happy occasion. I'm so proud of you. 

I always see the edits but the original is very valid and relatable. 

Bob's Burgers, Uncle Teddy (S04E14)

🅱uss in 🅱oots

absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.

Bob: Oh, my God, it’s bad. Tina: I ruined the car! Bob: You did. You really did. 

Bob’s Burgers, Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks (S03E07)

(mostly) kitty

if I was kevin from home alone I’d just let them rob my house idc. not doing all that. similarly if i tried robbing a house and was met w a kid who had psychopathic tendencies / almost killed me…..another perfect time to throw in the towel

HOME ALONE (1990), dir. Chris Columbus.

This TikTok was too funny!!! Home Alone/RE8 mashup!

Home Alone (1990) dir. Chris Columbus

HOME ALONE (1990) dir. Chris Columbus

It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

I know I know what the sun’s for.

Halle Bailey & Rachel Zegler | Actors on Actors

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988 - 1992) dir. Carole Beers and Karl Geurs

Girlboss x malewife enthusiasts I beg of you not to forget these two:

The classics the icons the legends