I Cannot And Will Not

I cannot and will not ✋

We don't talk about Brekker

(I don't know if anyone did this before but... I was inspired)

Zoya: We don't talk about Brekker, no, no, no

We don't talk about Brekker, but...

It was my wedding day...

Nikolai: It was our wedding day!

Zoya: We were getting ready

And there wasn't a cloud in the sky!

Nikolai: No clouds allowed in the sky!

Zoya: Brekker walks in with a mischievous grin...

Nikolai: Thunder!

Zoya: You're telling the story or am I?

Nikolai: I'm sorry, my love, please go on!

Zoya: Brekker says, "It looks like rain"

Nikolai: Why did he tell us?

Zoya: In doing so, he floods my brain...

Nikolai: Genya get the umbrellas!

Zoya: Married in a hurricane!

Nikolai: What a joyous day but anyway...

Both: We don't talk about Brekker, no, no, no

We don't talk about Brekker!

Jesper: Hey, grew to live annoyed by Kaz counting kruge and grumbling,

I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling,

I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch!

It's a heavy weight the past he is carrying,

Always left the Dregs and the whole crew fumbling,

Grappling with suicidal plans we couldn't understand

Do you understand?

Matthias: A six-foot frame, crows along his back,

When he calls your name it all fades to black!

Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams, (Hey!)

We don't talk about Demjin, no no no, we don't talk about Demjin!

Rollins: He told me my empire would fall, the next day, doomed!

Ensemble: No, no!

Per Haskell: He told me he'd taken my place and just like he said!

Ensemble: No, no!

Jarl Brum: He said that all my hair would disappear, now, look at my head!

Ensemble: Hey, no, no!

Your fate is sealed when he starts one of his plans!

Nina: He told me that he needed my help

and he'd free my love from Hellgate...

He told me that I had crumbs on my chest

But I was way too hungry to care...

Kuwei: Oh damn, I've just burnt a whole field!

Inej: Bad for me, he's the man of my dreams

But he's just out of reach...

Betrothed to his business!

I'm still in love with him though...

Van Eck: Hey son, I want not a sound out of you!

Inej: I do still love him though...

I still love him though!

Wylan: Um, Brekker

Yeah, about that Brekker

I really need to know about Brekker

Give me the truth and the whole truth, Brekker!

Jesper: Nina, honey, your True Love's here!

Nina: Time for waffles!

Matthias: A six-foot frame, rats along his back (...)

Zoya: It was my wedding day (...)

Nikolai: It was our wedding day (...)

Nina: He told me that he needed my help (...)

Jesper: Grew to live annoyed by Kaz counting kruge and grumbling (...)

Kuwei: Oh shit this time I've burnt the woods!

Inej: Bad for me, he's the man of my dreams but he's just out of reach...

Betrothed to his business, his business...

All the Crows, obviously lying: And I'm fine, and I'm fine, and I'm fine, I'm fine!

Ensemble: He's here!

Don't talk about Brekker!

Wylan: Why did I talk about Brekker?

Ensemble: Not a word about Brekker!

Wylan: I never should have brought up Brekker!

:/

That one time Five used a vending machine and after it didn’t work he assaulted it + killed 7 people in one go is mood

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

"Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me."

-Kate Dibiasky (Jennifer Lawrence), 2022 in Don't Look Up.

Kaz looking at Jesper's resume: It says you're creative

Jesper: Yes

Kaz: What do you create?

Jesper: Problems and dead bodies