A Theory That Mobile Phone Are Actually Time Warping Devices Becuase Every Time I Try To Do Work And

A theory that mobile phone are actually time warping devices becuase every time I try to do work and my phones around me I'm telling time speeds up

Wylan: All in all, 100% a successful mission

Kaz: We lost Kuwei

Wylan: All in all, 100% a successful mission

Katniss doing absolutely nothing

Peeta: Look at that, you've helped me find my smile.

Katniss: smug

Me to Matthias in so much of soc:

Then this bitch does that:

Kaz, a baby: die motherfuckers, I'm talking over the world

Inej and Kaz are definitely not big on public displays of affection, but just think for a moment about how hilarious it would be if they were. Like can you imagine if your boss (who is like 20 max) has this super tiny super sweet gf who leans on him all the time and you just have to take orders from this chronically angry guy who is constantly hanging onto his girl like

Kaz, as serious as ever: if you see any Blacktips take them down. We don’t want them talking

The Dregs: … okay

Kaz: what

The Dregs, staring at Inej, who’s got her arms wrapped around Kaz’s stomach and her head leaning on his arm: nothing