I Swear Sometimes Burning A Guy Off Is Some Seriously Hard Work. Sometimes I Wonder If Its Really Worth

I swear sometimes burning a guy off is some seriously hard work. Sometimes I wonder if it’s really worth all the cardio. But hey at least I’ve almost gotten rid of Mike. Funny though how I forget about all the work and sweat when I smell it on another man. I guess I could let them out, but that just sounds like cheating. If I fall to temptation I should pay the price of having to burn them off. What do you mean “What about the prey?”

Just because he was the slowest member of the team, didn’t mean he wasn’t the most important. They’d coordinate for a moment the other team’s star wasn’t paying attention and strike. Nine times out of ten he could still outrun their fastest guy when he wasn’t prepared and it looks like this time isn’t gonna be any different. Just waiting for the perfect chance to strike in order to disqualify his target from every race.

What? Why you giving me that look, a man’s gotta eat. Do I not have the right to eat food when I’m hungry? Geez

When they said you could try anything on before purchase, I don’t think they were talking about their store associates.

Who says you can’t play with your food!? Especially when it’s such a juicy blue-eyed hunk of meat. Sometimes I wish I could keep guys like this around, but you can’t have your hunk and eat him too and one of those proves far more rewarding. Just because I’m gonna enjoy him more inside doesn’t mean I won’t take my take while he’s outside. Besides, I getting him down is gonna be a challenge; gotta plan out my attack carefully, though I have no reason to believe he’s a predator, a guy like that could easily turn the tables if I slip up. To be honest, though not ideal, there’s worse things that can happen, I guess.

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Some men say that there’s only two types of men, predators and food, but not him. To him every man is just that, a man. The fact that a man is not merely just food is why they’re such a delicacy to him. The soul and conscious and purpose is the very reason why he devours them with such passion. Nobody was destined to be eaten until chosen by him. And now he has chosen you. Don’t try to argue your worth and attributes in order to escape his fleshy prison, those things are the thrilling details that make you his favorite delicacy. Just accept the turn of events and he’ll treat you well as you slowly melt to become one with him. Have a nice trip poor stranger, you’re his alone now.