There's No Possible Way

“There's no possible way

To describe what you feel

When you're talking to your meal!”

Chase Roback

Nice try bro. No clue where he got that idea from, but spoiler alert it won’t work. Your stomach works like basically any muscle on your body. The only way you’re gonna increase your capacity is through progressive overload where you slowly push your limits to expand. Obviously there’s genetics and factors like that, but when it comes to increasing current capacity it takes time and practice. It’s that simple.

Hey, I know you’re almost certainly here to escape for a while, but if you’re a fellow American, can I have your attention for just a moment?

Democracy is Fragile

I’m here to talk about vore and hopefully turn you on in the process, not politics, but the existential threat to our democracy that Trump uniquely presents transcends politics. If you’re an American citizen it is YOUR responsibility to vote and continue to encourage others to stand up and do their part. So please, vote before getting vored. If you know well-intentioned folks who “just can’t be bothered”, swallow them and spit them out at your nearest polling place. Consider strategically hunting at gun shows and proud boys meetings and waiting until after November 5th to ravage your local twink population. If you just can’t resist your local bear’s ass another day, consider sending in a mail-in or going to an early polling place.

Know the Stakes

All kidding aside, if you’re a US citizen (if you’re too young to vote you’re too young to be on this page) vote like our democracy depends on it (because it very well might).

An honest gymnastic accident. I like the sound of that. Hey bro, thanks for the alibi. Just keep telling everyone your little tale or you might just be my next “gymnastic accident”. I don’t know that letting him out is necessarily obvious though. I mean getting disqualified from one little competition early on that isn’t even a qualifier, hardly seems to outweigh having this man squirming in me. You know, I think other gymnasts might feel the best. What other guys are both as muscular and as flexible. Damn that feels good, keep squirming, bud, keep squirming.

Do you think you’d be willing to write a story about a reduction predator?

No, simply because I honestly don’t know what that is. Can you DM to explain?

And with that, it’s time to put my 2023 collection in the shoebox. I like to keep a little momento to keep track of everyone I eat, so whenever possible I always keep their IDs. I’m apparently not the only one too, I found the stack on the right in a pred’s nightstand drawer after I devoured him. Figured it was only right to add his to my collection since they were all inside me now. I’m curious, do y’all commemorate your meals a certain way and if so how?