And With That, Its Time To Put My 2023 Collection In The Shoebox. I Like To Keep A Little Momento To

And with that, it’s time to put my 2023 collection in the shoebox. I like to keep a little momento to keep track of everyone I eat, so whenever possible I always keep their IDs. I’m apparently not the only one too, I found the stack on the right in a pred’s nightstand drawer after I devoured him. Figured it was only right to add his to my collection since they were all inside me now. I’m curious, do y’all commemorate your meals a certain way and if so how?

“There's no possible way

To describe what you feel

When you're talking to your meal!”

Chase Roback

That’s a nice body you got there

Be a shame if someone melted it

Uhh, should someone tell him that the Freshman 15 usually refers to 15 lbs gained during your first year of college due to overuse of the dining hall, not 15 Freshmen tanked during your first year of college.

It’s just the freshman 15, right?

There is nothing that can ever prepare you for the sensation of a man sliding up your ass

Hey, I know you’re almost certainly here to escape for a while, but if you’re a fellow American, can I have your attention for just a moment?

Democracy is Fragile

I’m here to talk about vore and hopefully turn you on in the process, not politics, but the existential threat to our democracy that Trump uniquely presents transcends politics. If you’re an American citizen it is YOUR responsibility to vote and continue to encourage others to stand up and do their part. So please, vote before getting vored. If you know well-intentioned folks who “just can’t be bothered”, swallow them and spit them out at your nearest polling place. Consider strategically hunting at gun shows and proud boys meetings and waiting until after November 5th to ravage your local twink population. If you just can’t resist your local bear’s ass another day, consider sending in a mail-in or going to an early polling place.

Know the Stakes

All kidding aside, if you’re a US citizen (if you’re too young to vote you’re too young to be on this page) vote like our democracy depends on it (because it very well might).