Fun Fact, I Do Not Have A Foot Fetish. You Wouldnt Know That From How I Act, I Like To Think I Put On

Fun fact, I do not have a foot fetish. You wouldn’t know that from how I act, I like to think I put on a good show, but I’m just not into feet. They don’t do it for me, but I can mask that pretty well, because they’re the beginning of what I’m actually there for. You convince a guy you’re into licking feet and he starts feeling himself as you go to town on them. By the time he realizes you flat out swallowed both feet and are working up his leg, it’s too late for all but the most talented fighters. Don’t get me wrong I don’t dislike feet because so many guys realize too late that my “foot fetish” is really just a means to their end.

Dude, we both know how twisted you are and how much you love my feet.

But you gotta know they have security cameras here, right?  By next week you’re going to be all over Tumblr like a million times.   Anyhow, lick harder I can’t feel it through my sneaks yet.

Quick bro, The food is distracted!

Have fun, big man. What you don’t realize is that little Dominik here thinks eating big is fun.

Being big is fun.

image source: @aimalevore

Nice one bro, but you can knock it off. I know you’re not actually gonna eat me, right? Right!?

“There's no possible way

To describe what you feel

When you're talking to your meal!”

Chase Roback