I Usually Consider Myself A Survivor, But If Ever Presented With The Opportunity, I Would Give Myself

I usually consider myself a survivor, but if ever presented with the opportunity, I would give myself to feed that man in a heartbeat.

RJ Portales

So many eligible snacks just swimming around, just waiting to swim inside your gut. The only hard part is choosing which one

This is your last chance to run and you know it. The eyes say it all. He’s sizing you up as he grows excited by the prospects of gulping you down. I’m not saying you’ll get away if you try and make a break for it now, but you sure as hell aren’t gonna survive if you hesitate another moment.

That is the face of a heartless predator and no one can tell me differently

Wood morning!

Hey little guy. You need help getting around? Don’t worry, Calvin is here to help you find your way. I’ll make sure you end up where you belong, no sweat. You better stay close, there’s a lot of predators in this area who would certainly— **GROWL** — ignore that . . .

Do I even want to know how many guys disappeared between those?