No, Go On, Keep Running Your Mouth. Your Disparaging Comments Are Only Making Me Hungrier . . .

No, go on, keep running your mouth. Your disparaging comments are only making me hungrier . . .

This is your last chance to run and you know it. The eyes say it all. He’s sizing you up as he grows excited by the prospects of gulping you down. I’m not saying you’ll get away if you try and make a break for it now, but you sure as hell aren’t gonna survive if you hesitate another moment.

Exciting News!

Partnering with The Vore Guy and an anonymous actor friend of ours, I am immensely proud to announce that our very first original video goes live TONIGHT!

The Runner’s Appetite

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The Runner’s Appetite

The fateful story of a man who visits his friend after completing a marathon only to discover the intense nature of his calorie deficit that

The fateful story of a man who visits his friend after completing a marathon only to discover the intense nature of his calorie deficit that needs to be filled right then and there, besides doesn’t he deserve a big reward. If you’re into cheesy, low-budget, unwilling anal vore then this is the film for you. 19 minutes.

Note: This feature is rated R, however it is free from nudity and seeks to preserve actor anonymity. Additionally, understand that this is an amateur film made by us for fun; while we think you will enjoy, we won’t be winning any Oscars.

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the predator who lived next door growing up. Just a simple man with a big appetite. Always was really gentle with kids, understood it was unforgivable to eat teenagers and was always really encouraging when I started hunting my own prey. I owe my life to him, literally. A predator with a strict set of morals, he wouldn’t eat any parents. So naturally one day when he decides my dad looks like his next dinner, my dad lies and says that my mom was pregnant. Quickly ran home and got busy making me because he knew if there wasn’t a baby growing in that belly, he’d be melting in the neighbor’s belly.

Don’t be fooled, that bottle never sees anything but water and electrolytes, as its owner stares off at the eligible boy chicks, mulling over which one to pick off. It takes men to feed some men and with those strong arms, determined jaw and powerful ass it’s not a question of if he eats someone in the next ten minutes, but who and which way.

I have no defense for cute little bellies on cute guys like this. It’s actually a real problem. Poor guy. Had to eat him just to make sure I’m not an idiot later and find myself in him willingly.