Wait, Inside!? What!? No Dude, I Dont Wanna, No! Ill Leave You Alone Okay. So What I Thought You Were

Wait, inside!? What!? No dude, I don’t wanna, no! I’ll leave you alone okay. So what I thought you were attractive, let me admire you from the outside and move on. It was a simple compliment, bro, I wasn’t house hunting! Please no!

It’s an indescribable feeling when you’ve not only bested, but officially reduced your ultimate gym rival who always talked about you being his next little snack to just a handful of extra calories and nutrients.

Great, now you got me hungry

How’s my belly looking? 👀

And with the double date confirmed all that was left was to decide who got who, though it didn’t much matter. Either way they would both be eating good tonight and the other unsuspecting couple would stay together, in a way.

A look into the mirror through his phone the poor man suddenly realized this would be his last photo

Feeder goals

Damn, this guy would be a dream come true if I could get him down before he ate me. Though to be fair, I can imagine worse places to end up than inside him.

Curtx Jhon (@jhon_curtx)