As Hot As That Belly Is, Its Ultimately Not For Looks, Its For Utility. Gotta Make Room For More Guys,

As hot as that belly is, it’s ultimately not for looks, it’s for utility. Gotta make room for more guys, so . . .

I’m planning on cutting weight soon— should be a piece of cake

When your roommate is a protein obsessed gym hunk, you learn pretty quick not to take a day for granted. Though if I’m being completely honest there’s worse places to end up.

Bro thought I was joking when I said I was gonna eat him. Don’t get me wrong, he was spending the night in my belly regardless, but I still appreciate how much more of him I got to taste after he started teasing me.

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He may not look all that intimidating compared to some bigger guys, but I’m working to bet that at least two dozen men have met their end between those ass cheeks

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Oh what I would give for just a taste . . .

I mean they say you are what you eat and you’ve downed quite a few fit guys in your day so . . . can we pretend that counts?

I certainly have the “planet” part down, not so much the “fitness”