Offer The Crows Shiny Things To Appease Their Wrath

offer the crows shiny things to appease their wrath

Ah. The crows are conglomerating, yet again.

I am Ace and I will steal your chicken nuggets.

Be afraid.

I once read a post that said something like,

"Why are you so against Ace people? All they're doing is not having sex! What are you afraid they're going to do? Steal all your chicken nuggets?"

And as an ace person, I can confirm that i will steal and eat all your chicken nuggets so... maybe you should be afraid

glad someone finally said it, that feeling of wanting long hair because it makes you feel mysterious and creature like when you look in the mirror

hi this is a comic about me please be nice

fr, solitaire is the best

contemplating life after finishing Solitaire for the tenth time

Reblog if you need a Solitaire film/tv show x

someone once asked me "how can a washing machine be haunted?", so here is my explanation

let's say, a washing machine explodes and kills someone, in their last moments all their rage is directed towards the innocent washing machine, so their ghost becomes attached to it, so the washing machine is now haunted.

if you are experiencing any of these signs, your washing machine is probably haunted

the washing machine randomly switches itself off

the washing gets dyed strange colours

the washing machine randomly leaks water

it makes odd noises