I Am Ace And I Will Steal Your Chicken Nuggets.

I am Ace and I will steal your chicken nuggets.

Be afraid.

I once read a post that said something like,

"Why are you so against Ace people? All they're doing is not having sex! What are you afraid they're going to do? Steal all your chicken nuggets?"

And as an ace person, I can confirm that i will steal and eat all your chicken nuggets so... maybe you should be afraid

someone once asked me "how can a washing machine be haunted?", so here is my explanation

let's say, a washing machine explodes and kills someone, in their last moments all their rage is directed towards the innocent washing machine, so their ghost becomes attached to it, so the washing machine is now haunted.

if you are experiencing any of these signs, your washing machine is probably haunted

the washing machine randomly switches itself off

the washing gets dyed strange colours

the washing machine randomly leaks water

it makes odd noises

ferrets = dragons

so basically, ferrets are descendants of dragons

the proof? see below-

the first two are of ferrets, the other two of dragons

its entirely possible if u consider that chickens are descended from dinosaurs

bear in mind the pictures are not my own, I shall not take credit for them

weird how everyone always recognises the other flags, but no, the asexual flag never gets noticed, and my keyboard autocorrect doesn't even recognise the word asexual, same for aromantic.

I've been wearing an ace flag pin on my backpack for a month now and not a single person has commented on it. If you recognize the flag, I wanna talk to you and I wanna be friends. Come speak to me!

glad someone finally said it, that feeling of wanting long hair because it makes you feel mysterious and creature like when you look in the mirror

hi this is a comic about me please be nice