Be Afraid - Tumblr Posts
All jokes aside though I imagine that Freddy and Foxy’s reunion was very.. interesting, to say the least XD
My version of Foxy was banned sometime ago, he was shut down and then tossed in the basement, never to be seen again.. Later on though, Gregory found him and reactivated him. Foxy was crushed to hear that he was no longer welcome on the surface.. But none the less he was just glad that someone had found him. At some point after chatting for a bit, Gregory runs off saying that he’s going to go get Freddy. Foxy waits in anticipation for a while, and eventually Freddy comes down into the basement by himself.
Foxy didn’t know what to make of what he saw. When he was in service the term “Glamrock” wasn’t a thing. All the animatronics were less colorful and looked more family diner themed back then. But looking at Freddy now, he looks like a completely different animatronic! Freddy used to be smaller, only a few inches taller than Foxy actually. He had dark brown fur, no face paint, no spiked bracelets or big shoulder pads.. and he definitely did not have a stomach hatch that could fit a whole child in it. So that was quite the surprise XD
Freddy definitely had a lot of explaining to do and a lot to fill Foxy in on. And both of them had a lot of processing to do. Freddy had believed that Foxy was long gone.. they all grieved over Foxy for so long.. only to find out that he was beneath their feet the whole time? It was a weird and emotional reunion for sure.. but in the end.. he was just happy to know that Foxy wasn’t scrapped after all.
Also wholesome bonus:
I am Ace and I will steal your chicken nuggets.
Be afraid.
I once read a post that said something like,
"Why are you so against Ace people? All they're doing is not having sex! What are you afraid they're going to do? Steal all your chicken nuggets?"
And as an ace person, I can confirm that i will steal and eat all your chicken nuggets so... maybe you should be afraid
As a pansexual with trans friends and nb friends, I hope they go to hell and find out that many of the trans ppl they hate aren't there and have a meltdown, literally, they're the real snowflakes.
and go to hell
Seduced to the Dark Side
The word 'seduce' was always so jarring in the original Star Wars trilogy. My siblings and I used to laugh our heads off imagining Palpatine slowly raising his black robes to expose his pale boney ankle Victorian Lady-styles and this being what convinces Vader to join him.
The Acolyte doesn't ever use the word 'seduce'. Osha says, "That's the path to the dark side". It's Star Wars canon now that they had to start describing it as 'seduced to the dark side' because of Osha and Qimir
I LOVE the fact that Osha and Qimir have haunted the narrative for THOUSANDS of years, causing the Jedi in 9+ movies/shows to be like « Careful, a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away a bad guy got the girl by tilting his head and speaking softly and making her soup and telling her it was okay to have feelings. He even went swimming...(lowers voice to a whisper) naked. Be afraid, be very afraid. Try to resist »
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