Pretty Boy AU

Pretty Boy AU

Everything's the exact same except Billy looks like Björn Andrésen with black hair and blue eyes.

Some Ignorant Guy: Magic isn't real! It's just a stupid children's trick.

Captain Marvel literally existing: This motherfu-

Solomon working 24/7 to make sure Billy doesn't die or reveal his identity: _(°ཀ°」∠)_

All of the other mythological figures after doing the bare minimum: (ᴗ˳ᴗ)💤

I imagine that Captain Marvel has a bunch of DIY projects he's constantly doing when he is on monitor duty and he's really good at it too. I just saw a video of a person who made some cardboard sharks to go up on their wall and thought "Cap would make this for Aquaman! Maybe as a present for his birthday or Christmas."

Here's what it looks like!

Original Creator: Sequoia on TikTok

Captain Marvel trying to hide the Shazamily.

Batman: Who is Captain Marvel Jr?

Cap: What do you mean by that? I don't understand the question, give it to me again! What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand what the hell you're saying!

Batman: Who is Captain Marv-

Cap: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING!

Batman: ...

Batman: Can you explain to me about some magic?

Cap: Yeah, absolutely!

What if Billy is exploring the Rock of Eternity and finds a powerful artifact that is able to hold creatures. He does some research and figures out the creature inside is a Beholder! (DnD)

Billy, being a goblin child, decides to use it as a Beholder grenade! (As a last resort!) The next big bad that wants to destroy the world, the Justice League comes together to fight them. Captain Marvel is somehow changed back into Billy Batson but instead of freaking out, he whips out the artifact and releases the monster to attack them!

Batman: A helpless child, I must save them!!!

Billy with the most evil smile throwing a literal monster grenade: ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Batman:...

Batman: They will be my child.