I Imagine That Captain Marvel Has A Bunch Of DIY Projects He's Constantly Doing When He Is On Monitor

I imagine that Captain Marvel has a bunch of DIY projects he's constantly doing when he is on monitor duty and he's really good at it too. I just saw a video of a person who made some cardboard sharks to go up on their wall and thought "Cap would make this for Aquaman! Maybe as a present for his birthday or Christmas."

Here's what it looks like!

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Captain Marvel trying to hide the Shazamily.

Batman: Who is Captain Marvel Jr?

Cap: What do you mean by that? I don't understand the question, give it to me again! What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand what the hell you're saying!

Batman: Who is Captain Marv-

Cap: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING!

Batman: ...

Batman: Can you explain to me about some magic?

Cap: Yeah, absolutely!

Imagine if Damien paid Billy to tell him all the justice league drama! It's a mutually beneficial relationship where Damien has an inside spy in the league and Billy doesn't have to worry about having enough money for food. Billy tells him about who was late to meetings (flash), what missions they're going on, all the bets happening, and just regular coworker gossip. Damien has to pay EXTRA money for anything about Batman. The best part is Damien gets to freak out Bruce with all his information.

Bruce: How do you know this????

Damien: I have my sources.

Billy eating a burger hundreds of miles away: 🍔 ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

I imagine that Billy can sleep anywhere without problems because he has been homeless for so long he just naturally gained the skill. He has slept under bridges, on the ground, under desks, on chairs, and in the park.

He even slept in the zoo with Tawky Tawny which was the most comfortable sleep he's gotten (all curled up tigers!) but was dangerous because he was almost found by the zookeepers!

Captain Marvel doesn't need sleep but imagine Cap doing the same after a big fight, he just puts his head on a small desk in a uncomfortable angle and passes out. Everyone around doesn't know if they should wake him up to tell him about the staff rooms or just leave him there to get some sleep.

You know what must be crazy! Billy going to a museum and seeing Captain Marvel in a painting or artifact. Billy is just living his life doing the one of the free things that won't kick him out, that's also separate from his hero life, and he sees one of the past avatars.

Or Captain Marvel goes to a museum in one of the Justice League's cities sees himself and freaks out. It's even worse if he's on a stealth mission with the League trying to catch a thief.

Cap: Oh my Gods!

Flash: What?

Cap: That's me in the painting fighting demons!

*Points to a painting of a woman covered in blood with a sword in one hand and holding the neck of a demon in the other, screaming like a banshee in what looks like hell*

Flash: !!!!!

I love the idea of the Shazamily being overprotective of Billy, especially Mary! I was thinking of the comics with Guy Gardner calling Captain Marvel "Captain Whitebeard" and Cap being annoyed explaining that his name is Captain Marvel even going as far as spelling it out.

If Mary or Freddy were there they would try to fight him but Cap would stop them before they could do any real damage. So they would have to resort to being petty like name calling, pushing his chair out before he sits, ignoring him, malicious compliance, and not being in a hurry to help him in anyway. Captain Marvel would act annoyed but would do the same if the roles were reversed! Don't mess with Billy or any of the other Shazamily!