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can someone make a QPR dating app please. please i'm begging you. it isn't enough to just have a "find a friend" app because every time i try one the person i'm talking to ends up either catching feelings or being REALLY weird about it when they find out i'm aro.

"but you'll die alone!" and you will not live to see it; you will die by my sword before death takes me.

I have been sitting in the back of a car with my 2 siblings for 6 hours with only 2 stops and I can not feel my butt anymore. It’s like a mix of pain and nothingness. I am truely mentally and physically dead

Yes moles we love moles

No mole moles.

I’m done.

My entire fucking tumblr is full of fucking mole interest and I’m half pissed and half pissed I love it so I decided to try do a drawing (keep in mind apart from fury’s I can’t draw for shit)

Edit: it actually wasn’t bad it just needed more salt. I then tried making baked apples with sugar and cinnamon but slightly failed at that. Oh well I didn’t almost kill anyone this time

So I made dinner not to long ago (made not cooked because the chicken was so fucking raw I almost gave everyone salmonella) and now it’s my sister turn. The idea is that she’s supposed to plan wha5 to make, go to the supermarket and buy the shit to make it and then cook it. She however has decided she can’t be fucked to go shopping so she’s making dinner with the few pieces of food actually in my house. Wish her luck.

Edit: she’s making cheesy pasta with broccoli

So I made dinner not to long ago (made not cooked because the chicken was so fucking raw I almost gave everyone salmonella) and now it’s my sister turn. The idea is that she’s supposed to plan wha5 to make, go to the supermarket and buy the shit to make it and then cook it. She however has decided she can’t be fucked to go shopping so she’s making dinner with the few pieces of food actually in my house. Wish her luck.

Edit: she’s making cheesy pasta with broccoli

I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY

Books, you agree? Reblog

A friend send me this meme and I had to share it

Socks: Not just for cold feet

Are you dreading the weekend because you have nothing to do?

Do you have access to socks? Hurrah, your weekend is saved.

Sock Based Activities

Sock Puppets

Sock Ball Soccer

Sock Ball Basketball

Sock Bowling

What's in the Sock?

Bubble Snakes

Source: https://www.teachingexpertise.com/classroom-ideas/sock-games-for-kids/

This post is brought to you by someone desperate to sell socks :) .

I JUST SEARCHED UP RAT KING AND I HIGHLY REGRET IT. DO NOT SEARCH IT UP IF YOU LIKE RATS OR JUST DONT WANT TO SEE SOMETHING GROSS

MY SISTER JUST VERY VERY LOUDLY TOLD ME ABKUT SOMETHING SHE DISCOVERED HERES HOW THE CONVO WENT

Sister: GIGI (that’s my nickname from her btw)

Me: WHAT

Sister: SIMCITY IS A CITY FOR THE SIMS

Me:WHAT?

Sister: SIM CITY IS A CITY FOR THE SIMS. THE SIMS LIVE THERE

Me: YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT?!

Sister: no?

Yeah she’s definetly veryyyy smart

I JUST WATCHED INTERSTELLAR AGAIN CUZ I LOVE THIS MOVIE SM AND I JUST WANNA LIKE REPEAT THIS POEM SHIT CUZ ITS MAJESTIC AF

Do not go gentle into that good night

Old age should burn and rave at close of day

Rage rage rage against the dying of the light.

And like as someone who is just constantly angry at the whole world no matter what my main emotion is this poem digs DEEP. If you want to read the whole thing search up do not go gentle into that goodnight.

It’s a mf banger i promise

Sure fish let’s try this

reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer

SO THIS IS A LEGIT QUESTION RIGHT? MY FUCKING BRAIM BEFORE RIGHT I WAS EATING DINNER WITH MY FAMILY (really good pasta) AND WE GOT TO THE TOPIC OF SPACE AND THE MOVIE INTERSTELLAR AND THE CONVO WAS LIKE:

“Space seems v e l v e t y y y y y y y “

“What”

“Idk it just seems very velvety and like shmoobly and smoovely”

“What are you on”

“Nothiiiiiinnnngggggg”

“There’s nothing in space it’s just empty space. You’ve got to be the only person that thinks space is velvety”

*breaths through the penne pasta straws*

Yeah guess which one I am. Also DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK SPACE IS VELVETY. ITS DEFINETLY NOT SCRONKLY BUT IT IS SHMOOVLY

thank you for this wisdom flapper fanny

FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by American cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

I called dibs on my best friends first born child today

I will not elaborate

be free!!

I HAD A TERRIBLE DAY SO IMMA RANT ABOUT IT. HERES A LIST OF WHAT HAPPENED

1: I have 4 friends in home group NONE WERE THERE

2: I had to skip my piano lesson aka my fav lesson of the day because I had a fucking science test (it sucked)

3: I had PE and I have 8 friends over 3 classes (we merged classes today) AND NONE WERE THERE

4: it was raining at lunch meaning I had to hide under a verandah because my school refused to let us inside

5: I had German (just bad in general)

6: during German my fucking teacher sat behind us so I couldn’t go on Pinterest or use fucking google translate (my teacher doesn’t let us use google translate)

7: I only had one friend in that class and we weren’t allowed to talk to each other because the teacher kept yelling at us for nothing

8: I stole a tennis ball from PE and this dickhead stole it and I had to trade my fucking chicken crimpy shapes to get it back (I named it herbert)

9: I then had English (problem enough)

10: (only good bit) we got to watch bluey but my fucking teacher kept stopping it and saying “WhAt DoEs ThIs HaVe To Do WiTh ThE hErOs JoUrNeY

11: it took my dad like 20 minutes to show up to pick us up from school (me and my sister)

12: the wouldn’t take me and Paige out for bubble tea afterwards

13: it was raining when we got home so we couldn’t work on the treehouse we’re building (for my little siblings and also maybe myself)

AND I GET IT THESE ARE FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS BUT IM ALLOWED TO BE ANGRY IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM GO EAT SOME FUCKING SHERBERT

EDIT: HOLY DID I BE FORGOT CUZ IT’S GONE NOW BUT THE ENTIRE DAY IT FELT LIKR MY EYE WAS BEING GRATED BY A CHEESEGRATER WHILE I WAS CUTTING ONIONS CUZ J SCRATCHED MY FUCKING EYE PRETTY BAD

The want for a loving calm peaceful happy funny goofy respectful consentual fun relationship but I’m also scared of sex and also asexual and scared of like sexual touch and shit and idk if other people are? But like I’m scared that I’ll end up dating someone wonderful and they will be like let’s fuck and I’m like I love you but no way in hell and then he’ll leave me. And like I’m scared I’ll never find someone because of this? And like that’s why I’ve never been able to be in a relationship form more than 3 days. And like I want to know if anyone else is like this plz.

Reblog this if you think that asexual, aromantic, agender, or any type of aspec folks should have more important roles as main characters

If you have any good ideas on what type of aspec main characters you can think of, share your ideas

HERES MY TAKE ON THIS

Sometimes I see an asexual stereotype, such as we love dragons, and I think ‘hey that bs’ but then I remember my favourite shows and movies and game as a child (still one of my fav shows and movies) is this

Sometimes I see an asexual stereotype, such as we love dragons, and think 'hey, that's bs', but then I remember that my favorite book is this

Do you ever have moments that can be summed up by this image?

Reblog this if you think that asexual, aromantic, agender, or any type of aspec folks should have more important roles as main characters

If you have any good ideas on what type of aspec main characters you can think of, share your ideas