MC: Why Is Satan So Sad?

MC: Why is Satan so sad?

Beel: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

MC: And...?

Belphie: He got Lucifer.

MC: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Lucifer: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

MC: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

MC: Tell Diavolo about the birds and the bees.

Barbatos: He’s disappearing at an alarming rate.

Store Worker: Would a Mx. MC please come to the front desk?

MC, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Beel and Belphie

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Beel and Belphie, simultaneously: We got lost :(

MC: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

MC: What’s something you guys are better than Mammon at?

Levi: Mario Kart.

Belphie: Yeah, video games.

Beel: Emotional vulnerability.

MC: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Mammon: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Satan: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Asmo: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Belphie: My moral code, is that you?

MC:

MC: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?